BAKE THE CAKE hate monger! Oh wait …
Is it just us or has politics become SUPER confusing in the past four-five years?
Seems this florist, Flowers For Dreams, won’t sell you flowers until you take a quiz … or a purity test as it were:
Welcome to Chicago, where even our flower shops have brass balls. pic.twitter.com/H9BKuhYBnl
— ??????? ?Ⓥ? (@bakeanddestroy) August 14, 2017
Brass balls?
More like a few loose screws.
https://twitter.com/IconDevco/status/897204054513786880
It’s real.
Real crazy.
"Hi! I need flowers for a–"
"DO YOU LIKE NAZIS"
"Huh? Umm do you have purple petunias?"
"ARE YOU RACIST THO"
"No? Is this the flower shop?" https://t.co/RoHeamraF6— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) August 15, 2017
YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO GIVE US YOUR MONEY UNLESS YOU CONDEMN NAZIS.
M’kay then.
Odds are most Americans aren’t fond of Nazis, but for a shop to virtue signal in this manner … this editor would answer no just to trigger them. Then go buy flowers somewhere else.
I fully support the flower shop's right to not be forced to do business with anyone.
— John Rambo (@JohnJRamboEsq) August 15, 2017
Sure but still …
I do, too. Private biz. But come on, it's hilarious to think if you called that the convo might go like my tweet above.
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) August 15, 2017
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Hilarious and sad that we have gotten to this point in our society.
https://twitter.com/LunaticRex/status/897274252893843456
Burn.
What Orwell couldn't have predicted is that we'd Crimestop our own Thoughtcrimes, with no need for the state to force us.
— CDP ?⚾? (@cdpayne79) August 15, 2017
Orwell would never stop throwing up if he saw 2017.
https://twitter.com/Schismosis/status/897274205309345793
Fin.
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