She huffed and she puffed and she opened that evil pickle jar.
Ok, that’s not it.
Hillary Clinton is only capable of opening a sealed pickle jar thanks to her robotic hands.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) August 23, 2016
Awww that’s right. She’s robotic. We remember now …
@jamesbranch3 I sense another #DeflateGate
Maybe personal preloosened jars.— Dude, My Dog Ate It! (@daalad) August 23, 2016
There was no ‘pop’ when she muscled the lid off the poor jar so yeah, it probably was already open. Still, the idea of Hillary having robotic hands is far more fun.
https://twitter.com/iguestinfo/status/768106511943938048
That. ^^^
You can do anything with robot hands (but deals with devils may happen too…) pic.twitter.com/5yZJsbpRdI
— Ben Bishop (@Windmillfighter) August 23, 2016
Magical robot hands for the win!
@benshapiro pic.twitter.com/RCRSNHhE3F
— Säm Bück (@stavross29) August 23, 2016
Robot hands doing jazz fingers is even cooler.
Well, you know, that's always been my top qualifier for President…
— ledtear ن (@ledtear) August 23, 2016
Same here, probably best if we vote for someone with robot hands – issues are a waste of time anyway, right?
https://twitter.com/DamoclesII/status/768102008200900608
WE DO!
finally, something she can be trusted to do!
— Richard (@ramrace) August 23, 2016
We’re not even sure we would trust her with our pickle jars.
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