Perfect.

Truth. Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, is in labor and the world waits for the birth of the royal baby. But what will President Obama do when he hears the news and what gift will he send?

Zing!

But, wait! He could go in another direction:

https://twitter.com/DavidJGarth/status/359262251473059840

Double boom.

Never change, Twitter.

Update:

Awesome.

Are you ready for some photo narcissism?

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Heh: How should Kate and William present #Royalbaby to the world? Twitter has idea [pic]

Pics: #Royalbaby watch! Kate Middleton in labor; World waits (with joy and snark)