Truth. Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, is in labor and the world waits for the birth of the royal baby. But what will President Obama do when he hears the news and what gift will he send?


But, wait! He could go in another direction:

Double boom.

Never change, Twitter.



Are you ready for some photo narcissism?


Heh: How should Kate and William present #Royalbaby to the world? Twitter has idea [pic]

Pics: #Royalbaby watch! Kate Middleton in labor; World waits (with joy and snark)

  • nc

    WWOS? Nothing. If he can’t relate it to himself, why bother?

    • Jd1367

      I can’t recall anything he hasn’t been able to make about himself though

      • ThorOdinson

        They’ll probably Tweet out a picture of Obama watching the birth announcement on tv.

        • NRPax

          Not taking that bet.

        • BlahBlah

          In the Situation Room.

          If he can find it.

  • Bill Board

    Oblah-blah would say ….”The taxpayers of England should have paid for Kate’s birth control or abortion”.

  • Taylor Brown

    Obama is going to take credit for the baby.

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      “He be ebreybodey’s baby Daddy”-Chris Rock XD LOL Jawamax 8<{D}

  • RblDiver

    “I’m so thrilled. I want to visit. I I I me me me etc.” or some variant thereof.

  • Steve_J

    Um um um I um um um me um um I uh um myself um uh uh.

  • Maxx

    With the returned Winston Churchill in mind, as a baby gift, I suspect he’d like to send them his OWN bust but there isn’t enough room in their home to display all five years of it.

    • BlahBlah

      Are you out of your mind? The ears are baby hazard unless they use those little plastic covers for corners.

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    Yaah cud name de whyte 1/2 dat is Irish afatar me… yaah cud….Ohhhh waiiit…dae be Breeetesh…
    No can send child to Catholic School, nor Christian School…
    toooo divisive… Ohhh waiiit…dae be Breeetesh…


    Folks, don’t laugh, if anyone can turn the birth of this child into something about himself, it is the narcissist-in-chief.

    • Mama Bear

      This x the deficit.

    • SpinMeNot

      Wait for it … We’ll get a picture of Obama, with somebody in a white coat, talking to “poor minority women” about pre-natal care …

  • fishydude

    As with all things he will find a way to make it all about him.

  • sarainitaly

    I fully expect them to release a congrats tweet, complete with a photo of Obama, Wills & Kate…

  • HerodiousPeaskinner

    Another baby born into inherited white guilt. Not a crisis, but how can it be used?

    • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

      Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, Peaskinner…. #CurlyHoward #JeromeHorowitz I’m sure KING FINK OBAMA will think of one… Jawamax 8<{D} XD

  • TocksNedlog

    — “Aww, the heir to your throne is a lot cuter than Hillary!”
    — “Diaper changes and 3AM feedings; reminds me of when I visit the Vice-President’s residence.
    — “You’re not having it christened in that divisive Church of England, are you?”
    — “This event puts me in mind of my own birth … in a manger.”

  • CitizenEgg

    It’s worth noting that abortion advocates believe Kate still has the ‘choice’ to abort her baby even as she’s going into labor. That’s what they’re fighting for after all, the right to murder babies right up until after they’re born (and before they get home from the hospital according to Senator Barbara Boxer).

  • jwmiller

    Something like? Ya know, I have two children.

  • Adi

    Time for another vacay! Take the AF1 and the 600+ car circus to go to GB and congratulate Himself on the birth of the Royal Baby! (now there is some competition since The Messiah Himself *is* a Royal Baby).

    She hasn’t been invited on the Royal Wedding, but I doubt Queen Mooch will miss the opportunity of another vacation to Europe and splashing some big OPM (other people money) on wardrobe and jewelry.


    • starzee46

      They have to do the Vineyard 1st. 7 Million dollar mansion. Then they will invite themselves to his Christening.

  • 912er

    He is thinking that there is so much attention being paid to this,there is no way this baby will be able to lie about his country of birth Ha Ha.

  • chetnapier

    If he can’t make it about him he will blame it on Bush

  • BadGirloftheNorth

    If he can’t make it about ObaME, he’ll just sign another 20 or so executive orders that ARE about him, while the world is distracted …..

  • OLLPOH ~ America

    #RoyalObamaTweet… “When Can “I” Come Bless The Baby?”

  • BlahBlah

    Dear Kate and William,

    You didn’t make that.

    ~My Royal Highness Barack The Only

  • Grandma HeadInjury

    Whatever he says, he will make it all about his own Naked Emperor self…

  • Cy

    “You didn’t make that.”

  • TugboatPhil

    Will the delivery be performed by a Doctor or a Corpseman?

  • Jerry Camp

    I can’t visit and tour the White House, but Kate and William will be invited, along with their punishment.

  • R.C.

    If my mom had a kid with a white man, he’d look like your kid.

  • Jack Deth

    Memo to Mr. “Everything Is Me!” Obama:

    It must suck being Persona Non Grata with the Royal Family and all of the UK at this most auspicious occasion, mustn’t it?

  • Frank DiSalle

    “I was a baby once, and I’m pretty sure I was born in Hawaii. Yeah, that’s the ticket!”

  • lou1785

    “You didn’t birth that”. – King Zero

  • $7610427

    “Hey, kid. Your great grandmother is a typical white person.” Barack Obama

  • $27789750

    Maybe a little taped anecdote about the burden of fame as a black..half black..male in a hostile world accompanied by a signed portrait suitable for framing?


    “If England had Obamacare, that baby would’ve been born 9 months ago”

  • Joe W.

    Obama’s message to Kate—-“It’s not too late to abort that ‘mistake'”…..

  • JoeMyGodNYC

    Sarah Palin: “I can see that baby from my house!”
    Newt Gingrich: “If elected, I will build us moon babies!”
    Sen. David Vitter: “Tweet me for diaper instructions!”

    • IceColdTroll

      Go choke on a bowlful of infected di(ks, you useless douchenozzle.

      • IceColdTroll

        And try getting some new material. It was stupid and lame the first ten times.

  • Love of Country

    “Oh …. so small and so innocent …. but how did I know that one day you will grow up and lock your car-doors when pathological liars and crooks like me walk by? I’ll have you know that makes you and everyone else a bad (racist) person and you all should feel really guilty for allowing crime statistics to influence how you address your own personal safety. You make me sick!”

  • Hyork Dench

    “I don’t know anything about the royal baby but it seems to me the parents acted stupidly…”

  • o0Nighthawk0o

    “Planned Parenthood has a cure for that.”

  • Guest

    Obama will send a gift of cheeses for their new little ‘cracker’

  • NixTyranny

    King Barack to the Royal Family:
    “I just want to say one word to you. Just one word—–Broccoli.”

  • Magnifico

    “I” this and “I” that

  • RKae

    Obama needs to send a present: an iPod loaded with lullabies sung by none other than himself.

  • Turd Burglestein

    0bama: If my daughter was knocked up by some creepy-ass cracker, my grandson would look just like that.

  • Rick Bowser

    “The Royal Baby could have been my Son/ Daughter/ Shameless self-promotion!”

  • Kaya Hund

    Obama: Just another unwanted zygote.

    • Kaya Hund

      There may still be time to abort ! !

  • Jeremy

    SooperMexican always has some great funny tweets.

  • Phil McMorrow

    Only B.O. would be able to connect the birth of the Royal to the gun control issue.