Yikes! We haven’t seen Cher this angry since her latest tweets about Mitt Romney and “tea bags.”

Cher likes motorcycles, but who knew she detests bike riders with such passion?

Apparently many of her Twitter followers agree:


And we thought Cher’s fans were worried about global warming. Silly us!

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Update: Is Cher tweeting from behind the wheel of a car?

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Nope, she was riding shotgun:


  • antimatthews

    she is a twit

  • Jon

    I kinda gotta agree with Cher on this one, I hate when people on bikes are riding on the white line, when the shoulder of the road you could drive a freaking tractor trailer with room to spare!

    • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

      i’m with the cyclist, simply because it’s cher who is being ticked off

    • http://twitter.com/Kramerica3 Cosmo

      You are clearly not a biker. The shoulder is usually full of gravel, broken glass, trash, potholes, etc. Bikes have same rights to the road as cars. Some bikers suck, but many drivers drive in ways that can and do kill bikers. I bike on the right so cars can pass, but it’s usually not possible to bike on the shoulder.

      • Clint Daniels

        That is exactly right! The shoulders on most roads are hazardous to bikes. Share the road. That extra 30 seconds it takes you to get around us won’t kill you.

        • wrenhal2010

          But isn’t this a Highway??? Aren’t bicyclists forbidden from riding on the road on a highway??

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/7BG44DBU5IHJQ5ZAYWNT3RSPBM Jack Offelday

    Just glad I’m nowhere near Cher when she’s tweeting while driving. Idiocy + anger + twitter + automobile = bad result. Arithmetic. Unfortunately, she will likely kill the OTHER person.

    • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

      tweeting + ranting + road rage + hating = a dead cyclist

    • Sdman

      You mean when she is riding as a passenger like the last tweet said!

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/7BG44DBU5IHJQ5ZAYWNT3RSPBM Jack Offelday

        Hard to tweet as a PASSENGER? Wow, she’s even dumber and more inept than I previously thought.

  • Love of Country

    Cannot imagine living with Mommy Dearest ….. poor Chaz.

    • Dale E.Gardner

      Yeah, the poor guy…girl…whatever.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brett.mcmicken Brett McMicken

    someone needs to buy her a whole set of the “don’t sweat the small stuff” books……and, book her an appointment with a psychiatrist

    • Divineconnection7

      Really, and it’s all small stuff.
      Life can be crappy, so be happy.

  • Conservativeanarchist

    And yet Sonny was so cool.

  • lonestar

    But they’re not harming the environment, like she is.

    • Jedd McHead

      You mean the green-house gasses that are released when she speaks? That happens with all libs.

      • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

        They are responsible for “global warming” then.

    • Guest

      People still need to get around and I don’t think we bike it from A to B 100% of the time.

  • louisiana_mom

    Just think when the Progressives make gasoline too expensive for the middle class to afford there will be literally millions of us on the roads along side you rich beotches!

    • missmissy68

      Someone needs to tweet that to her!

  • grais

    It’s a damn shame that she has to share her road with others while she’s tweetdriving.
    Poor thing; she just never gets a break from the unfairness.

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      I thought Hollywood liberals were allowed to hit bicyclists with their vehicles as long as they’ve purchased enough Carbon Credits.

    • Sdman

      I am not a fan of hers but she is right about this!

  • Postbackxp

    Take it easy Cher those are just your Lib buddies saving the planet.

    Or Obamas new human Electric powered re Cycled Volt that only cost $73,000

    Plus you are being racist you typed this RUSSIAN ROULETTE
    So you hate Russians you xenophobe see how that works.

    • Scene 1

      Russian isn’t a race. It’s a nationality.

      • Postbackxp

        You have no Ideal how PC works right. Just the mention of it is all it takes.

        PC cares not if its right or wrong true or false. So Cher is now what she says everybody else is.

      • http://www.facebook.com/meredith.sinclair.12 Meredith Sinclair

        Russian is a race.

        • News Reporter

          Yes, Russian is a race genetically unique as a result of Vodka consumption.

      • Steve Skubinna

        Not relevant. You want to scream “Waaaaacist!” then you damn well do it.

        Turn in your PC card, bucko.

  • Jedd McHead

    Tweeting still amazes me. Having grown up in a world of land lines, no personal computers, etc., and in a society where people were expected to maintain some composure, these types of very public meltdowns still stun me.

    Although, I hate to admit it, I am in agreement with Cher on this one. “Share the Road” is their slogan but like most campaigns of “tolerance” it seems to mean “respect what I’m doing and to hell with you”.

    • John Stone

      I agree with her as well, in the sense that bicyclists are a major nuisance on the road. I’ve nearly been in numerous accidents because they swerve in and out of traffic. However, the fact that it appears that she is tweeting this while driving, and complaining about potential road hazards, falls far beyond ironic and flat within the realm of sheer idiocy.

      • Sdman

        She was the passenger!read the last tweet!

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

          Did it occur to you that by the time her lunatic-like tweets were flowing, her publicist contacted her to make sure she indicated that she was not driving?

          It’s not that big of a reach to think that she’s a liar in addition to being insane.

          • http://whenfallsthecoliseum.com/author/kwatson/ megapotamus

            She sez the peddlers cut out in front of her. Would she really be so worked up if she was just sitting there? It’s good to see her lose her permanent wave over this, though. It demonstrates the seriousness she brings to all her public statements.

    • Kevin Culleton

      That is a load of crap. Bicyclists get killed by angry drivers and distracted drivers and you say that bicyclists are the ones with the problem? You and Cher are kindred souls apparently…Ignorant and angry. Cyclists have a right to a safe road. You would have them do what exactly?

      • Jedd McHead

        Cyclists who actually KNOW how to “share the road” are in the minority. I have no problem with competent cyclists. The ones who ride two abreast, swerve around, are “distracted” — THOSE are the ones who ruin it for the rest. Now go wipe yourself.

        • York

          Cyclists riding 2 abreast are also sharing the road. Sharing the road doesn’t mean riding on the right side of a lane necessarily.

      • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

        I would have them do what I used to do when I bicycled to work at Long Beach Naval Shipyard every day, back in the 80s.

        1. They should keep as close to the white line on the lane’s outer edge as is safely possible with gravel and debris.

        2. They should stop at red lights and if turning left, stay to the far right side of the left turn lane.

        3. And they should be aware at all times that they are extremely vulnerable and should obey what we used to refer to on the high seas as, “The Law of Gross Tonnage.”

        • Tera Blair Kirk

          “The Law of Gross Tonnage” that sounds like “bigger guy wins” It’s the rule of the road I live by. I’m not sure why people ignore it so flippantly. It’s a control struggle. Either they give up the right-of-way that was theirs and be pissed about it, or take on a 2 ton car and maybe get hit. But they proved their point and they can sue………if they lived.

          • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

            In the Nautical Rules of the Road, a sailboat, because it’s not under it’s own power and less able to maneuver out of harm’s way, has the right of way over a powered vessel, even an Aircraft Carrier.

            However, a prudent sailor will keep the sailboat clear of the Carrier because of the Law of Gross Tonnage.

            Nautical Math: Fiberglass goes into steel once. Steel goes into fiberglass infinitely.

          • AD_Rtr_OS

            Actually, sail only has right-of-way over power in areas that a powered vessel is not encumbered from maneuvering due to the channel, or the deployment of its gear (trawlers, tow-boats, etc).
            If you sail across the bow of one of the carriers arriving or departing from North Island-San Diego (example), you will be cited by the Coast Guard for impeding a vessel that has the ROW. And, since it does, or does not, have weapons capable of mass-destruction aboard, you will also have to answer some very intense questions as to what you were doing and why you were there.

          • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

            Agreed. And contrary to what some sailboaters believe, the sailboat has to be under sail power without the aid of their engine.

            But as to the sailboat crossing the bow of the carrier, a CG citation would be the least of their worries…or should I say their survivor’s worries.

          • Steve Skubinna

            Only New Reels Catch Fish So Purchase Some.

            Which puts five categories of vessel above sailing craft. Unfortunately, far too many boaters don’t know the COLREGS well enough to tell you what they are.

            As Captain Ron says, “Don’t worry, they’ll get out of our way. Learned that driving the old Saratoga.”

      • Tera Blair Kirk

        Driving the roads isn’t a right, it’s a priviledge. Car, motorcycle, bicycle, whatever. “A safe road” doesn’t exist, sir. Do you know the numbers on deaths on the roads?
        If I were a cyclist, I believe I’d use some common sense, use roads set up for cyclists, stay off bad highways, etc. And also stay AS FAR right as I possibly can to avoid taking on a 2 ton car to which I lose 100 percent of the time. Cyclists ride around like they are just asking for someone to graze them so they can sue. Martyrdom if that doesn’t work.
        *shrug* guess I just don’t think taking on a car as a cyclist or pedestrian is worth the risk to my life just to assert my right of way or prove a point. It bewilders me how many pedestrians and motorcyclists/bicyclists do, frankly.

      • serfbaja

        WAJ! The high percentage of bicyclists that are completely inconsiderate of anyone else on the road is what puts all cyclists in danger. Before they began acting like they “own the road” and that everyone else needs to yield to them all drivers watched out for them. People who stick up for cyclists without calling out the idiots among them are also part of the problem

    • Mark E. Lang

      Simply Bravo. Tolerance. Biggest joke out there. Those screaming tolerance are the most intollerant dirt bags out there.

  • HARP2

    Then stay home Cher. You`re only scaring the kids anyway.

  • J.N. Ashby

    Yeah! With all those greenhouse gases the bicyclist asshole Republicans are putting out! How dare they inconvenience you! Grrr!

  • nc

    Imagine you are pedaling up PCH, minding your own business, you are going to be careful of cars because, after all, if there’s an accident, guess who gets the worst of it every time?

    And then you see Cher whizzing past you, tweeting furiously and cursing like the madwoman she is.

    Give way! Give way!

    • Sdman

      Now imagine you are driving down the road minding your own business and some guy or girl on a bike suddenly pulls out in front of you and you can’t switch lanes.Now tell me is it the drivers fault or the cyclist who pulled out into oncoming traffic?

      • Steve Skubinna

        The driver. So long as they cyclist hollers “Waaaaacist!” first.

      • Todd Nadell

        It depends on the situation.
        1) Cyclist, I’m one of them, at the most should ride two across.
        2) Cyclists must follow the same laws as a driver in a car or a motorcyle driver
        3) if there is a obstruction in the road, a cyclist has the right of way to get around the obstruction i.e. a “car” should give a “bike” the right of until the biker gets around the obstruction. the cyclists should then get as far to the right as POSSIBLE. What a driver needs to understand is we, the cyclist are avoiding glass, potholes, sudden car doors being open.
        4) Cyclists need to stop at red lights.
        All in all we need to share the road. I was hit by a motorist two months ago.
        The driver said “YOu must have been flying. Where did you come from?” I was traveling at 20 mph! He was in such a hurry to make a left turn into a parking lot. It was an emergency…. he was buying a smoothie so he cut me off.
        Once a gain everybody needs to respect each other on the road and remember don’t we the 5% of Aholes on both sides of this debate.

  • Michelle

    This woman is such a nightmare. If it happens “all the time” then, oh…I don’t know, stay off PCH? And yes, she IS so angry all the time. And then was she expresses herself “BUT omg Urrrr! Yuck” being just one example, makes her seem like a 12 yr old girl. She’s driving while tweeting. The list of everything wrong with this woman goes on and on. And then there’s her level of stupidity…so low she doesn’t realize what an embarrassment she is to herself.

    • Scene 1

      No she said she was riding shotgun. Did you just read the parts you like?

      • Tera Blair Kirk

        since when is it hard to use your phone while riding shotgun? Saying she was shotgun was a cover for what would have been a huge fucking blow up. But it’ll be hard to refute her claims that she was shotgun.

        • Sdman

          Or it really shook her up!
          Have you ever had a group of cyclist just swerve into you lane?
          We it sucks and they show no remorse when you almost run them over like its you fault for driving on the road!

      • http://www.facebook.com/darren.wells.942 Darren Wells

        She said “I almost got in an accident again”. She was driving, I’m sure.

      • Guest

        Then why did she almost hit them?

    • Mark E. Lang

      I just wish Hollyweird liberals would just shut up and entertain us. No one is interested in what they have to say. As seen here she is mindless and cannot get a cognitive thought together if her life really did depend on it.

      • mschmidt48

        Most of them quit being entertaining a long time ago. They cast in the role of an intelectual and suddenly they decide that they have something personal the rest of us should hear. Message to Hollywood Liberals, “get over yourselves”

    • AD_Rtr_OS

      “…stay off PCH?…”
      If you’re in “Malibu” and you stay off PCH, you’re not going anywhere unless you’ve got a good paddle-board.

      • http://profiles.google.com/rorowe Robert Rowe

        So, (having never been there), does that mean if you ride bicycles, you can’t get anywhere without riding on the PCH as well?

  • Garth Haycock

    One would think that Cher would be championing the cyclists, considering the fact that they are not using any natural resources when they’re on the road. But like any other liberal/progressive, it’s only good when they benefit from it. They are the most selfish hypocrites that have ever existed in the history of any and all life forms.

    • Philip McCorkle

      I have a feeling you might be exagerating for comedic effect, but I’m not sure… Can you elaborate a bit more?

      • Sdman

        How about all the millionaires Dems who say that millionaires should pay more in taxes but never offer to pay more themselves!
        Or AL Gore who did his dumb
        An Inconvenient Truth
        And how he uses tons of electricity and has a huge carbon foot print!

    • Steve Skubinna

      Do bicyclists whittle their rides from recycled bamboo or something? Being the RWDB that I am, my bike is built from lightweight composite materials NASA wishes they’d built the ISS with.

      Your point is good regarding progs, though… the entire universe is expected to revolve around them, and nothing infuriates them more than when others act as though they have as much right to exist in it.

  • Hello Jerry (D)

    My farts are more coherent than Crazy Cher.

    • Scene 1

      And probably stink as much as your politics.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rafael.penariosribero Rafael Eduardo Peña-Rios Riber

    Cher’s version of ‘Because i got high’ by Afroman:
    I was gonna make sence, until i got high
    I was gonna spread knowdlege, but then i got high
    I still have followers, but god knows why
    *but we dont care* because i am high, because i am high, because i am hiiiigh

    yes, im calling cher a drug user. only explenation for so much rage over the things she rants about!

  • ratizbad

    So Cher is a man now Ha Ha Ha. Don’t let your pants fall down.

    • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

      So’s her daughter.

      • GaylePutt

        Not necessary and unkind

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

          But it’s kind of true. Aren’t we always being lectured about how that’s something to be “proud” of?

          I wrote “kind of true” because Chaz’s DNA will always be that of Chastity.

          • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

            Gayle is behind on the news. She still thinks Chaz is Chastity and hasn’t TRIED to become a man.

        • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

          Hun, wake up, her daughter did become a “man”. So yes it was necessary and more kind than calling Chaz a hefemale.

  • Sherry

    A word of help for Cher: I have traveled many times on HWY 1 through Malibu. Drive in the left lane. It is true that there are many cyclists but they drive in the right lane. Use the left lane both ways. 8+)

  • Frag Harder

    8 of em eh’ sounds like 0bama and his ss contingent

  • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

    Okay she’s tweeting while driving apparently….that is even more dangerous than an errant bicyclist. Both bicyclists and motorcyclists erk me as they hardly ever follow the law, but those on their cell phones (without hands-free devices) talking and/or texting erk me even more. They are a pox to drivers everywhere.

    • Sdman

      Last tweet clearly sates she was a passenger!

      • William Robert Guerra

        Give it up…she wouldn’t have been shaking that much if she wasn’t driving and she also said “I almost killed…”she is using the passanger line to cover up

      • https://twitter.com/AlessaRosewater Maria

        The last tweet was added AFTER my comment was submitted. And no I’m not changing my original comment.
        Also, William has a point.

  • Joe Eschman

    Cher! Relax! Calm down! have another nose job!

  • Brian Stevenson

    Ummmm…She does know those people are the same people that would pay to go see her, doesn’t she???

    • John Bradley

      Would have went to see her. Wouldn’t now!

  • unklbrad

    Cyc-holes are so bad here, the state passed a law protecting them from harrassment. Why don’t they use common sense when choosing a safe road to ride on?

    • Adam Hanson

      89 years old, still driving and tweeting, I’m impressed!

  • 1weaver1

    Well, perhaps this sheds some light on the whole Chastity/Chaz thing. Being raised by someone who is this angry all the time could confuse any kid.

  • Bob Green

    cher….stuff it

  • Otter2

    Where is going anyway? I would think she’d be hunkered down in her safe room mumbling to herself and her imaginary friends never seeing the light of day. Frightening to think that she drives, let alone texting while driving. And ranting about bikes? Pshaw! We should only use bikes to be carbon neutral. Bad bicyclists scaring Cher but thanks for heeding Al Gore!

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      She should hang out and have martinis with Ellen Barkin. They can have Tweet Rage parties while getting smashed.

      • Otter2

        Aren’t the two of them doing that now? Oscar (TM) winners both! Not enough gin in the world that would make hanging out with those two endurable! Lol, that’s just me. I can’t help but shudder for those sharing PCH with her.

  • Henry Cherbonneau

    Clearly she’s the makeup train wreck we can’t avoid. Does her bike have a seat? That could be her problem?

  • Sandy Pfaff

    Its funny they are so into Green energy…and yet bicyclists anger them…no pollution guys…remember your causes!!!! LOL

    • Tera Blair Kirk

      The left doesn’t care about the environment, not really. That’s the big illusion. All these “causes” they say they stand up for. It’s all complete bullshit. What they really do is hate everyone and anyone that isn’t in their crowd. They want government regulation on every facet of OUR lives…not theirs….ours. And if you don’t hold the same opinions as them you can simply fuck off, or die, that’d be better for them. These stars, maybe it’s the fame that does it, but they are all misanthropes, I guarantee it. The younger ones maybe aren’t so jaded yet, but when you get to be dinosaur age like Cher, it’s probably hard to still like “us common folk”

  • Kimberly Schutzenhofer

    Guess she didn’t take Oprah’s pledge about driving and texting

  • John Stone


  • Jo Post

    The left are nuts – this proves it. How about next time Cher says something non – politically related we just ignore her? Thanks.

    • Tera Blair Kirk

      How about we ignore her completely? She’s a has been and this is only giving her 15 minutes in the spot light, any press is good press.

    • Aestro

      This proves Cher is nuts. I agree with the ignoring her part, but why limit it to non-political commentary? I guarantee you can find plenty of lunatic conservatives by typing “Obama” and the n-word into twitter search. All worth ignoring.

  • http://www.facebook.com/aaron.headrick.92 Aaron Headrick

    don’t care for Cher, or her liberal beliefs, but the PCH bikers are annoying. I drive it every day and sometimes the bikers come into your lane, makes it very hard for you to avoid them while not going into the lane next to you, sideswiping another car

  • http://www.facebook.com/CMC1956 Melvin Croft

    Hopefully she’s just one good hot flash from being locked away into a padded room.

  • Richard perkinson

    I have met some cyclists coming down to hill from Palomar Observatory doing at least 50mph. I can’t go that fast so they weren’t in my way. Cher is lucky she can still se to drive at 90 yrs old. Or she should have a limo driver. I’m sure she can aford one at least in a Prius.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1505413195 Roger W.Compton

    Cher is not even news worthy………

  • http://www.facebook.com/queball1965 Robert See

    Is that really miss tolerant go green Cher, say it isn’t so. Oh that is right part of being tolerant is the rant.

  • Devin Andrew Ring Cassidy

    I hate to agree with Cher, but I hate cyclists too, they ARE assholes

  • $21590057

    Cher is in her mid-sixties. This is what I figure happened. Her eyesight is failing. Heck, I’m 41 and *I* need glasses to drive, so at her age, she probably needs glasses and didn’t see them at first. And they probably did scare her, appearing to come out of nowhere, though an alert driver with good eyes probably would have seen them and been watching them carefully. Goodness knows, I’m always on high alert when I see bicyclists or motorcyclists.

    A wise person once told me that road rage is in many cases caused by people getting angry because they get afraid when another motorist does something unexpected.

  • Hal Fast

    Where is the ticket for tweeting while driving? Oh, and cher honey, a muzzle, and a chill pill would be good for you along with keeping your greedy little fingers off your phone while driving. Ever see the texting while driving ads? The car is wrapped around a pole. :0)

  • http://www.facebook.com/lucy.chabot Lucy Chabot

    Cher. Still trying to be relevant in celebrity land.

  • mkreider

    Maybe, just maybe they can’t afford the effin gas to put in a car. So much for Cher’s concern about the planet.

  • ModdKenwood

    remind me to leave my bike at home if I take a trip to her part of California

  • Hal Fast

    The only reason, and I mean the only reason cher is rich and famous is because Sonny got her out to perform with him, because she was a clueless little bimbo and shy and would have ended up on some street corner doing tricks if it were not for Sonny. He was the true talent and talent seeker, producer and leader. Now we have the same bimbo just old rags now. But by the grace of God, therefore go we. Selah…

  • Glenn

    Why don’t you and your Daughter (Son??) move to the wide open desert where none of the proletarian, common, peasants live and you can enoy your perverted elitism in full private bliss!

  • Scooby_Doooo

    hows that for karma, Cher ?

  • DukeF

    Cher is a HAS BEEN and like others of her ILK…she needs to stay GONE…quit whining Cher….for with your LIB buds and vote for your dipshit Obama…see what that gets ya..

  • David Sheeks

    Surprisingly, I’m with Cher on this one (but without the hate). These bike riders flaunt their “right” to be on the road and dare you to hit them. They obey the rules of the road when it serves them, and violate all traffic laws when it doesn’t. I have almost hit these bike riders many times over the years because of their stupidity and their expectation that I will be able to avoid them when they do something stupid.

  • http://twitter.com/johnwquinn John W. Quinn

    Wow, Cher – Turn back time and chill – We got you, babe.

  • Tom Stricklin on Strava

    Liberals are hateful hypocrites that make no sense, here is some proof of that.

  • Gladys Crump

    Let me get this straight, this old worn out skank is tweeting while driving down Pacific Coast Highway, obviously not paying attention to the road and she is blaming the people who are riding bikes and saving the environment? What a stupid selfish, self centered bitch, maybe we will all get lucky and someone will make her drive off one of the cliffs so we won’t have to see her elitist tweets anymore. Hope she has Ellen Barkin, Whoopi ad a hugh tank full of explosive gasoline with her when she goes off the cliff onto the rocks.

  • fmbchris

    Going down the mountain doing 90 miles and hour when the chain on her bicycle broke…. they found her in the grass with chain marks on her ass and her tit was punctured by a spoke.. thats way older than you Cher

  • Larry Lawson

    Noone cares what that idiot says or does…..i mean, she thinks it’s awesome that her daughter wants to be a guy…..she’s a sick POS

  • ashegroup

    Tweeting AND DRIVING!!! She’s a bloody menace herself!

  • Randy van Vliet

    I guess Cher is a little rusty on DMV code for Vehicles in the state of California. A bicycle is considered a vehicle in the State of California, and must obey all rules of the road, as a vehicle. Guess it’s time to revoke her license, which is a privilege, not a right to operate, which is why they test you for it , issue it to you, and revoke it from you too, if you can’t follow the rules of the road. Yank her license, one for not know the rules, and 2 for texting while driving, she is a menace to society at large and other operators of vehicles on the road..

    • USAmerican100

      She would just claim to be an illegal alien and get her license that way.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Garrett-Fricke/1585332955 Garrett Fricke

    Most bicylists are liberals.

  • SideshowJon36

    Old bags like Cher shouldn’t be driving anyway. Probably gonna crash into a Farmer’s Market while Tweeting

  • mja0110

    yea, go green, reduce carbon, etc, unless it interferes with Cher and her omnipotence.
    hypocrite libs strike again

  • http://www.facebook.com/ron.cassella Reinold Ragin-Vald

    If I could turn back time….then there would be no Cher.

  • mcdonnal

    She is too old to be driving. Shouldn’t she have to go in for retesting at her advanced age? What are the rules in Californication?


    Cher the road.

  • Dan

    Like I said, she’s just trying to get her name in the public again because she is so 20 years ago!

  • Semper Fi

    FKG ugly, washed-up, no talent, plastic surgery lab rats!! I hate them!! HAHA Save your money, honey, because when you crash into someone because you’re on your phone, they’re going to sue your nasty ass for everything you have. And Sonny wasn’t an accident, it was a suicide. That’s what you do to people.

  • http://twitter.com/aquatechplumb Orlando Arenas

    I’m a cyclist Cher and we first meet in a plan location for a group ride we all have to sign in and we go over road safety and certain areas of concern. We all have to be respectful to all vechicles and call out our intentions verbally and by signaling. It’s for all our safety. I apologize for any bike riders not being responsible cyclist. You are welcome to visit our club site and you can see all the great things we do for our community. capefearcyclist.org (Wilmington NC)
    Take care,

  • Butch Knouse

    I still ride at age 56. But I live 30 miles from a college town, and there are bike idiots there who think nothing of pedaling down a major artery during the lunch hour. Not just students either. I used to live in that town, and I stayed off of the four lane streets and I got around just fine. I suppose those idiots don’t have an app for it on their phones.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/Z5XK22SPFSB6LDTMBYXIK3FCCY yahoo-Z5XK22SPFSB6LDTMBYXIK3FCCY

    I think I just felt the earth shift on it’s axis…, I agree with her.

  • Codewizard

    I can’t really fault her on this one. Bicyclist, especially on PCH have the liberal attitude that they are Kings/Queens and can do anything they want. It’s actually quite funny that liberals have caused the problem she is upset about.

  • Doug Bruce

    Cher …. go rub one out, or have a Snickers, you seem a little tense..

  • Mary Moerles

    Perhaps CHER should apply all her attention to DRIVING ….instead of trying to drive and text simultaneously….she seems to have questionable intelligence to drive, let alone TEXT too!

  • jclayace

    none of them cyclists got in grannies way, she just needs to get to the eye doctor and get a thicker set, she’s seeing 4 to 1.

  • Mark E. Lang

    The only time Cher shows real intellegence is when she isn’t talking.

  • http://twitter.com/rulken kenneth russell

    Sher, just shut-up and pay attention to the road!

  • txsrangers

    Is this some sort of gibberish these twitter people are speaking? It looks like a foreign language to me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/steve.borysiak Steve Borysiak

    The bicyclists are probably just liberals trying to be good liberals and save the environment, and Cher is driving her “dirty automobile” and poisoning the environment. Cher should practice what she preaches and get on a bicycle.

  • http://www.facebook.com/brad.wenner.1 Brad Wenner

    I would love to know who was behind all these bicycle laws giving them the right to ride on public roads and hold up traffic. We drivers ,mc riders and truck drivers pay,pay pay for our right to drive on a road:insurance,registration,drivers licence,gas tax,upkeep,tolls. Bicyclists= 0 And yet I,m on my way to work and I get behind one of the ignorant ones I can’t pass him unless there’s more then 10 ft btwn us(PA law,not sure if it applies nationwide) so end result I,m late because of some asshole who can’t be content to ride thru one of the many beautiful,scenic,safe places we have set aside for just such endeavors.

    • USAmerican100

      Bicyclists created public roads before cars were invented. We shouldn’t have let you damn car drivers on them! We do pay property, sales, and incomes taxes which build and maintain roads. But I agree 10 foot clearance is too much, I am happy with 3 feet.

  • Donald Koller

    I agree with Cher on something.

  • Wolfebets

    This tweet isn’t even newsworthy. I like Cher’s music and wish I didn’t
    k now anything about her politics so I could just enjoy that. I’m
    disappointed in the people on here who are taking their turn
    name-calling Cher and being nasty just the same way we see liberals do
    to well-meaning conservatives. I’m ashamed for you all. Michelle, I
    normally appreciated how you point stuff out but this shows me you had a
    slow twitter controversy morning. You can do better. We can all do better.

  • Genevieve Elena Hodge

    Haha.. Too funny.. Cyclist have been using PCH since b4 I was born. Perhaps even b4 she was. PCH is perfect to bike ride. Rich doesn’t make smart, just more shallow because you can whip out phone and call a attny.

  • Marcy Cook

    Have another drink Cher…I hear Ellen Barkin has a bottle or two that she might share with you….

  • Neo

    Maybe the problem isn’t the bikes. An old joke …
    How do I get to Malibu ?
    Take the Pacific Coast Highway till you hit Ben Vereen

  • Nov-cubed

    Mon Cher, You didn’t build the PCH.

  • Greg

    As usual, there’s probably enough blame for everyone. I ride a bike everywhere I can. There are cyclists who don’t ride responsibly just like bad drivers. In MI we have a right to the lane and are considered slow moving traffic. But we have responsibilities like any other vehicle. We need to add bike safety/responsibility to drivers training and PSAs. I’d even take licensing bikes if it included bike rights/responsibilities.

  • Californio

    Just to be clear – Cher is part of the whole entertainment-industrial complex in Los Angeles that preaches to the proles like a blue-haired republican church-lady from the mid-west. THEY care about the environment!
    Just make sure you stay the F*ck out of their way when you are on your stupid little bicycles!

  • Tex Taylor

    Shoot I was hoping I was going to read Cher was texting around one of those hairpin curves and did a Thelma & Louise into the Pacific.

    I heard from a friend of a friend that knows the woman, that Cher would be lucky to hit winter room temperature on the intelligence quotient.

  • serfbaja

    Sheesh….I hate it when I agree with Cher…it’s proof that there is still an ounce of grey matter in her skull (when I’m normally convinced there is not)

  • RebeccaH

    In the old days, Cher would be tied to a chair and dunked in a pond.

  • BobB59

    Where on PCH was this? There is a huge difference between Big Sur and Long Beach. When I did a bike tour from Carmel to Cambria thru Big Sur on PCH it was one of the best friendly car / bike experiences I’ve ever had. When climbing I could hear approaching vehicles from the rear and give them hand signals where it was unsafe to pass into blind corners. When descending the cars can’t keep up with the bikes (twisty descents at 35-40) so taking more of the road was a no issue. Of course that section of road is really a tourist route that just links outlook to outlook. You are there for the view, not to make great time.

  • Right Wired

    The exclamation and CAPS lock buttons on her keyboard HAVE to be worn out by now.

  • Wag_a_muffin

    I’m a conservative republican and I RIDE A BIKE! (I am Cher’s worst nightmare.)

  • obathos

    she’s a crank, a wank, and a bit of a skank. She’s a VEE AAA EMM PEE…. douche!

  • http://www.facebook.com/CHEYENNES1 Cheyenne Mongrandi

    I love Cher even though I don’t agree with her politically. However where these people on bikes think it’s ok to ride three side by side so they can chat and as a driver you have to crawl until you can pass them safely is enough to make anyone blow a gasket! They are suppose to follow the same rules as drivers. Stop for a red light, use hand signals when turning, etc. There are some that do realize that a car is bigger and heavier then them, but the one’s that don’t are begging to be road kill! So Cher’s right on point here!

  • http://www.facebook.com/matthew.hammar.7 Matthew Hammar

    Cher, who? Really, is she still alive?

  • USAmerican100

    The problem with PCH in Malibu is in some areas there is not enough room for both car and bike, and under CA law bikes have same right to the road as cars. She should just drive through at rush hour, then the bikes are going FASTER than the cars!

  • Conrad2010

    If you can’t stand driving PCH. Stay off PCH.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ken.moore.75436 Ken Moore

    Stuff it Cher. I was hit by a car last year on my bike by a driver turning left. I was going straight. Bend down, kiss Mother Earth, and kiss my … sorry I will quit here.

  • http://www.facebook.com/charlie.shaw.735 Charlie Shaw

    I have been a serious cyclist for over 40 years. I am constantly embarresed by the behavior of cyclist on group rides.

  • rant stocks

    Hey Cher thier just people,knd a like rabbits killing one or two,whats the big deal you have enough money to buy your way out….

  • Sean

    Cher who? oh her….the one who wants everyone to be tolerant of her obese gender confused daughter/son. okay….

  • Sean

    Cher who? oh her….the one who wants everyone to be tolerant of her obese gender confused daughter/son. okay….