When drama-queen meteorologist Eric Holthaus warns that “personal tweets” are on the way, he’s not messing around. Ready for a little climate change oversharing?

First up: Public tears. Yes, tears, over the new report from the IPCC.

More on that report from the Daily Mail’s coverage of the former Wall Street Journal meteorologist’s freak-out:

The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change used its strongest language yet in the report on the causes of climate change, prompting calls for global action to control emissions of CO2 and other greenhouse gases.

‘If this isn’t an alarm bell, then I don’t know what one is. If ever there were an issue that demanded greater cooperation, partnership, and committed diplomacy, this is it,’ said US Secretary of State John Kerry.

Dramatic prairie dog’s got nothin’ on Holthaus. The tears are a-flowin’ and starting, um, y’know, now-ish, he refuses to fly.

No flying … and no kids. The hysterical Holthaus welcomes extinction with open arms:

We’ll spare you his full rant about carbon dioxide removal and a global price on carbon, but here’s a selection of tweets.

Heh:

Holthaus replaced his globe-trotting bio with a simple “I don’t fly.”

But back to pesky babies and their filthy carbon footprints.

Snip, snip, snip:

We have a feeling that’s not going to make a vas deferens.

But the idea did get a few endorsements.

(Hat tip: Rachelle Friberg)

  • AmericanMom

    Would he suggest this “therapy” for all liberal males?

    • pinupartist

      You forgot to put the quotes around “males”, too….

      • AmericanMom

        I agree. For liberal “males” that piece of equipment is as useless as an appendix would be for the rest of us. Even their tongues are vile having spewed so much verbal hatred against conservatives and all things moral.

        • IMPEACH_BOBO

          It would be a great idea for this HACK to get a vasectomy, he doesn’t sound to smart anyway, no sense in bringing more FLEEBAGGING [email protected] into the world, there are too many already !! The one problem he doesn’t seem to get is that it has already been proven by REAL scientist ( these are scientist NOT on the government dole & fudging data & numbers to get HUMAN caused climate change to make sense for FLEEBAGGERS ) that the Sun & the processes it goes thru are the major factor for our climate change !!! Last I checked, there isn’t a thing you can do about the fireball in the sky that has over a TRILLION nuclear explosions everyday !!! That is a force no one can control, this includes Al Whore & President BOBO !!!!

          Now there are the processes that the Sun goes thru that we know about, then there are the ones we haven’t even discovered yet that are causing us problems right now that we don’t even know about yet !!!! You all want to see a FLEEBAGGERS head explode, ask them why is it then we had a global warming event over 11,000 years ago !! Or how about the LITTLE ICE AGE of the mid 1600’s to early 1700’s, were those events caused by HUMANS too, right FLEEBAGGERS, I THINK NOT !!!!!! FLEEBAGGERS need to get facts straight before going & spewing their stupid BS !!!

          • AmericanMom

            There is already snow less than an hour’s drive from my home. Global warming is BS – what Gore and his army of idiots want is cash warming their billfolds.

          • Guest

            fleebaggers?

          • TexSizzle

            Yes. Fleebaggers are leftists who flee their state when the majority in their legislature want to pass something they don’t want and can’t defeat, so they leave the state to deny the legislature a quorum. Most recently seen in Wisconsin a couple of years ago. By extension, it is any leftist who makes a scurrilous claim, and then runs away instead of backing it up, or who attacks the messenger for the other side instead of rationally defending his/her claim.

    • brewerandpatriot

      Can we throw Lindsay Graham into that mix as well?

      • TocksNedlog

        Not to worry. Lindsey is a ‘bachelor’.

        • WisconsinPatriot

          With a flair for decor?

          • Ken Alan Draper

            that’s the rumor.

        • deaconsbench

          yes, yes. a ‘bachelor’ for life.

      • AmericanMom

        From all appearances, it seems he’s been dually neutered, one part being his brain.

    • GlobalWarmer

      I’ll have to fly twice as much now to compensate

    • mattigr

      This therapy for bothShe Males and he Male Liberals would work! Better yet, he could Parrish from this world and do us all a favor! What a nut case to believe so heartedly in this ignorant voodoo science!

    • gtwreck

      Good Idea American Mom. A couple of generations and the world would be clean again. Patriotism, Morality, Work ethic and other conservative values would once again be fashionable.

  • Mark1971

    Somebody should start a charity and take donations to help these people pay for their sterilization. I would give.

    • socialist suck

      the health department will do it for free in many states

  • Clayton Grant

    After reading his ramblings, I fully support Mr Holthaus in his decision to get a vasectomy.

    • http://nailsonblackboards.blogspot.com/ Bernie Candide Gilbert

      Maybe we can set up a collection website?

      Hmmm… http://www.gofundme.com/

      • Ken Alan Draper

        What kickstarter was made for.

      • Robert Hoff

        …I will be happy to supply a straight razor for the job…he has to buy his own bottle of whiskey for anesthetic…

        • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

          He’s a liberal. An X-Acto&copy knife will probably do.

          • Robert Hoff

            …the surgery would probably require a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers, too…I hadn’t taken in to account that he is a Liberal…that makes it micro-surgery…

        • lee martell

          Whiskey you say? This dude would only use decaf white tea, double strained.

          • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil ✓Mate

            With free-trade, eco-friendly, spring water.

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      I thought all liberals were emasculated as part of the process?

      • E Quilibrate

        I thought being liberal was autoemasculation.

    • grais

      and an estrogen patch

    • WhoMeToo

      +1 //
      ==> Attention Leftists! RUN! Don’t walk to your vasectomies, tubal ligations & hysterectomies!!!!!!
      With the greatest appreciation,
      Mother Earth & Humanity

    • conservativechick

      I’m starting to rethink my stance on that free birth control for these loons.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/GRHammersmith Alaskan

      I think he should give up sex entirely, what with all that heavy breathing and all.* What does he care more about? His personal pleasure or the planet.*
      *Note that only applies to Mr. Holthaus. I doubt that his wife is breathing heavy at all.

    • Al’s Grandpa ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      Agreed. He needs to end the stupidity in his DNA at him.

    • BlahBlah

      This too I thought it was a joke. Because who would be so… never mind.

    • Hot_wings

      I honestly don’t see what purpose this would serve.
      The poof is clearly sporting an empty pill-sack in his trousers already !

  • http://amandakmelson.wordpress.com/ GreenEyedGal

    Why doesn’t he just off himself? That would eliminate his carbon footprint altogether. I mean, if he’s truly serious about this stuff… Sheesh! What a faker!

    • MumsTheWord

      Well, because then who would share his special, elite knowledge of how to save the planet? He’s got important work to do now! It’s up to him! Only he can save the Big Blue Marble!

      • http://amandakmelson.wordpress.com/ GreenEyedGal

        If he really believes what he says, he’ll do it. Otherwise, he’s just blowing smoke up everyone’s butts (which is harmful to the planet, the hypocrite!) He can leave behind his writings for how to save the planet.

        I am so tired of these people who don’t have the courage of their convictions.

    • ceemack

      My thoughts exactly. With every breath he exhales, he blows more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.

      If he really cared that much, he’d stop breathing.

  • Ellis Reyes

    Perfect. He shouldn’t reproduce. I wouldn’t want his whiny, entitled, simpering offspring in my classroom.

    • Judy B

      Hope his “idea” spreads in the lib camp, in a decade or two, the Republic would be saved.

    • Rick Hess

      Not perfect yet. Perfect would him no longer able to cast a vote. Not sure which is a bigger problem, them reproducing or them voting.

    • Ken Alan Draper

      hope he doesn’t read that, I’d hate to read his next tweet about crying all the way home in his luxury SUV because of your mean comment (LOL!)

  • cocamars

    If every climate change nut vowed to get a vasectomy the world would be a better place.

    • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

      Preferably at puberty.

      • cocamars

        It would also cut down on the abortion rate.

        • CatHerder ✓fire! ✓fire!

          “For the children.”

    • TexSizzle

      And followed through on the vow.

  • WhoDat

    I admire his passion.

    We need a high speed rail system in this nation.

    • grais

      I chuckle at his hysterics.

    • DaMello ®

      A high speed rail system that is driven by electricity which is generated by…?

      • Scorpion

        Sheila Jackson Lee might suggest windmills on top of the trains.

        • E Quilibrate

          Just imagine the savings!

          • WhoMeToo

            Ahahahahahaha!!!! XD

        • Jay Stevens

          That would work. As the train goes faster, you generate more power.

        • Ken Alan Draper

          and hank Johnson would be worried about the train capsizing.

      • Jay Stevens

        I can think of three viable sources: coal, natural gas, and unicorn farts. Oh, wait. All three are carbon based. Never mind.

      • Ken Alan Draper

        we don’t have high speed rail because not enough people are going to take a train to make economic sense. heck, Amtrak can’t get enough people to take their trains to even break even. hey let’s blow a few hundred million on high speed rail that will forever be subsidized by the taxpayer. If high speed rail were a winner one of those venture capitalists you lefty’s hate would have built it long ago & you’d be complaining about the money he was making from it.

    • The Penguin … and whatnot

      Tee Hee…stepped on your own d*ck again didn’t ya?

      • E Quilibrate

        Had to have been someone else’s.

      • BlahBlah

        LOLOLOL um no. That would imply he had one. :/

    • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

      Why?

    • drw

      Passion, a strong feeling of enthusiasm or excitement for something or about doing something.

      Hysteria, a state in which your emotions (such as fear) are so strong that you behave in an uncontrolled way.
      Pretty fine line, I’m just sayin’.

    • Andy from Beaverton

      We need a high speed rail GUN

      • TocksNedlog

        Hear hear!

      • Ken Alan Draper

        Every Zumwalt class destroyer is supposed to have one when they go into service. & the Ford class aircraft carriers are supposed to have electromagnetic aircraft catapults that function in a similar manner (although slower).

        • mike_in_kosovo

          From Wiki:

          Compared to steam catapults, EMALS can control the launch performance
          with greater precision, allowing it to launch more kinds of aircraft,
          from heavy fighter jets to light unmanned aircraft. EMALS can also deliver 29 percent more energy than steam’s
          approximately 95 megajoules, increasing the output to 122 megajoules. The EMALS will also be more efficient than the 5-percent efficiency of steam catapults.

      • Sean Barrentine

        Oooh.. I assume this isn’t something I can just add to my Christmas list, though.

    • TocksNedlog

      Passion in the pursuit of a lunatic agenda is nothing to be admired.

      • mike_in_kosovo

        However, in *this* case…. 0;o)

    • conservative2012

      I’d be okay with a high-speed rail system, I’m only giving you an upvote for the 2nd sentence.

      • BlahBlah

        We already have it. It’s called “commercial aviation”.

    • SPQR9

      I must admire your consistency in posting the most inane comments in any thread. There appears to be no subject in which you lack an utterly vacuous opinion.

    • ObamaFail

      Global Warming has been debunked, that’s why you libs now claim “Climate Change”. His passion? You acted like Cruz was a heartless jerk for showing his passion for trying to help the American people by fighting against Obamacare.

    • Ken Alan Draper

      how are you going to power it? Obama is killing the coal fired plants, the oil fired plants can’t cover the loss, solar will never be efficent enough to replace what is being lost, wind turbines are too unreliable & will not produce enough to make up the loss, & thanks to the nutballs Nuclear is dead. where is your high speed rail going to get the massive amount of electricity it needs to run? and another thing, rail cannot run at a profit in the U.S. Amtrack has been on the dole for 35 years as has all the other railroads, blowing taxpayer money to build trains that will run nearly empty is not smart.

      • anonymouse

        Don’t forget about all the bald eagles the turbines are killing. Just wait til PETA finds out……

  • Zane Henry

    lol won’t make a vas deferens….gawd.

    Now, about this beta male and his decision to go extinct. I fully support it.

    I’m also not buying that this was the first time something AGW has made this twerp cry. I’m guessing he’s got more than a few tear stained items in his possession.

  • http://nailsonblackboards.blogspot.com/ Bernie Candide Gilbert

    I think everyone who’s so concerned about global warming climate change should sell their cars. Then we wouldn’t have to worry about global warming climate change.

    • Emily B

      Bonus: Fewer idiots on the road.

      • Andy from Beaverton

        No bonus! Every time a liberal sells a car, they buy a bike. Try driving through Portland, Oregon with the bike Nazis. It’s just like in Portlandia.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3nMnr8ZirI

        • Emily B

          Oh my gosh, you’re right! We have bike people where I live too. It’s maddening.

  • RblDiver

    Darwin approves!

  • http://www.thepiratescove.us/ William_Teach

    Someone should check his twitter feed over the next year, see how many flights he takes.

    Oh, and see if he attends COP19 in Poland in November.

    If he really cared he would have refused to get on the homebound flight.

  • therealguyfaux ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Why stop at vasectomy? Seems like the only thing your gonads are good for is growing a beard anyway. Trim the ‘nads off– leave nothing to chance, whydon’tcha?

  • grais

    Here’s hoping he’s a trend-setter.

  • FreedomFighter

    Hes obviously already has his brain removed, so why not remove his testicals. Its simple logic!!

    • Scorpion

      They’re already in somebody else’s lock box.

      • mike_in_kosovo

        Al Gore’s?

    • Bryn Watkins

      According to some feminists I know, they are the same organ,

  • Scorpion

    And Republican’s refusal to negotiate with Obama is Sally Kohn’s reason to expand mental health in the U.S. You can’t make this up.

  • Hyork Dench

    As bunched up as this guys panties must be, I expect this will be the quickest, easiest clip his doc will ever do…

  • drw

    Ahh, there is a positive outcome of the climate hoax.

  • MumsTheWord

    Reading this makes me want to turn my air conditioner to 65 deg, barbecue all day on a charcoal grill, and go on a very long road trip in my SUV.

  • peteee363

    I would suggest he consider a more radical surgery, perhaps a post-late term abortion, or retroactive abortion as it is otherwise called. then he can be positive he does not contribute to the hoax any further!

  • Hyork Dench

    I hope he’ll also cut back on gassy foods.

  • Barry A. Brewer

    “Amtrak here I come.” Moron – the train dumps more hydrocarbon over a prolonged period than your flights. And thank GOD you won’t be having children, considering they just might inherit your “intellect.”

  • bonnieblue2A

    Weather dude’s wife better buy an additional life insurance policy and lock-up all guns and kitchen knives. Such a display of mental instability may be an indicator he is willing to off himself to ‘save the planet’.

    I have a nephew who is a student of meteorology and a true believer of global warming. He too talks about cutting out activities requiring fuel and anything else that leaves a ‘carbon footprint’.

    Balance people, balance!

    • E Quilibrate

      Oh next you’ll be saying “pilates”.

  • Michelle ✓classified

    Well, I gotta give him a wee bit of credit considering I used to suggest this to the hippy college clipboard bearing kids in Boston that would stand on each corner and ask as you walk by, “Would you like to help save the planet?” Nice attempt at a guilt trip the way they ask that question. I’d sometimes stop and humor them with my attention, listen to them tell me about global warming, the Earth is dying, blah blah blah and they’d ask for my signature for something or another. And I’d always tell them if the Earth is in any danger it’s because its overpopulated. There are too many people on this planet. Then I’d tell them I’m so committed to saving the planet that I chose to never have children and add to the overpopulation (not exactly true, I never had children for other reasons and none by choice). And then I ask them if they’re serious enough about their desire to “Save the Planet!” that they make a firm commitment to not willfully add to the overpopulation problem. Blank stares. “That’s what I thought.” and I’d walk away.

    So although this guy seems to be a bit of a nutcase, I’m giggling that it’s occurred to him to do the very thing I would suggest to the Liberal hippy college kids standing on street corners in Boston.

    • TexSizzle

      Ask them, “Is it lost?”

  • lainer51

    Thank God this little twerp will not be procreating! There may be hope for the future!!

  • forgetyoutooo

    *sigh* If only Al Gore, Sr. had felt the same way…..

    • WhoMeToo

      Amen.

  • Hyork Dench

    Watch John Kerry’s comments about this IPCC report. It must be serious, Kerry has a long face and he’s pointing his finger…

    • Jay Stevens

      Kerry always has a long face and he is pretty much always pointing his finger

    • Scorpion

      I’m not holding my breath waiting for Kerry to take his alarm bell to Sub-Saharan Africa to lecture them about reducing their carbon footprint so as to keep them from improving their lives. Racism anyone? Of course we would expect him to use his or Teresa’s yacht to get there.

  • Jack Deth

    Uhhhhhhh… Yeah.

    If this low rent drama queen is so intent and wound up over that evil, corporation and capitalism created “Global Warming”.

    Shouldn’t he really be making this journey on foot? Instead of adding to those noxious clouds of percipitates hanging so ominously in the sky?

    If you threaten to go full Luddite. Go large or go home!

    • 13strigoi

      Love your nick. Now I need to go back and find my VHS copy of Trancers.

  • Jason

    This is what happens when people who were supposed to grow up to be men, instead grow up to be temper tantrum throwing toddlers. I.E; a liberal.

  • Erik Bartlam

    Instead of “WE” all doing something about a phony crisis (you and me are not a we…I don’t know you)…why don’t YOU do something about your anxiety disorder instead.

  • http://www.black-and-right.com/ IceColdTroll

    I thought they’d just released a report admitting they were wrong about half of their crap!?!

    • Ramone Love

      They did not admit they were wrong, in fact completely ignored the fact that there has been no warming in 15 years.

  • Sureitis

    Eric should zero out his carbon footprint if he’s so distraught.

  • unknown

    Why aren’t they starting with genocides all over the world? After all, “a radical problem needs radical solutions”. Reduce the human population for the greater good of the planet.

    Big HONKIN’ Sarcasm!

  • $9898556

    This radical nutjob shouldn’t be allowed to fly. Scary mental problems with that rant right there.

  • Bryn Watkins

    Imagine how he will feel when he finds out global warming is a hoax.

  • Conservative Citizen

    Here is to hoping he does it soon and irreversibly because this winter is going to be the coldest on record for the last 15. Would not want him to realize it until it was too late.

  • Jimni27

    Let them get vasectomies. Let them get abortions. Let them clean out the gene pool. Looks like a win- win to me.

  • Emily B

    I’m totally on board for lefty treehuggers (and lefties in general) becoming endangered species. Let’s make it happen!

  • 912er

    All you fools who are having procedures to make sure you don’t have children to destroy the planet….Just think about how much more you can do for the planet by killing yourselves…..you clueless effing morons.

  • Jeff McCabe

    That’s great. Should totally offset china and India. I got to go now and get my teaspoon, I’m going to do my part about rising oceans.

  • E Quilibrate

    I fervently hope that Eric does get that vasectomy. What this world
    really needs is fewer ranting lunatics.

  • sickofitall1096

    The fact that he is vowing not to procreate is music to my ears. Now if only the rest of the sheeple would vow to do the same…What’s truly hilarious about the whole thing is that climate change is a big sham and this nancy boy worked himself up into a lather over a fallacy. Priceless. I think his last carbon footprint should be him in his garage with his car running and door closed

  • TJ

    Maybe he can get on the one way trip into space to explore the source of all heat on the planet and it is not in the atmosphere but a big ball in the sky.

  • Rick Hess

    He could always consider retroactive abortion. That would stop any potential co2 release into the atmosphere and make the world a better place not having to listen to his drivel.

  • Sakemoto

    That idiot would be doing the gene pool a big favor by getting a vasectomy.

  • tjp77

    I know its wrong, but I just want to punch him in the face. A lot.

  • Mandy in SC

    “We all have to do everything we can, every day to reverse CO2 emissions. There is no other way that makes sense.”

    I’m thinking everyone who is in a panic about “Climate Change” CO2 emissions should volunteer to stop exhaling. That would cut it back quite a bit, right?

    • Marvin Nelson

      Don’t these a$$clowns realize that plants BREATHE CO2, which they convert to oxygen? Sounds like “Idiocracy” coming true.

      • Mandy in SC

        Heh. That’s what I said to my husband. They want to plant trees and reduce CO2… Apparently they didn’t pay attention in middle school science class where we learned that CO2 and sunlight are essential for photosynthesis… and oxygen production.

  • AtomicMountain

    This dude is mental.

  • Erik Bartlam

    Question.
    Eric needs to travel from point A to B.
    There is a flight from point A to B.
    Eric has vowed never to fly again so he is driving.
    So far so good.
    What if there are empty seats on the flight?
    Will the reduced weight of the plane, without Eric’s 90lbs and his cosmetic bag, be enough to offset the CO2 emissions of his car trip.

  • Steve_J

    I’ve got another way he can reduce his carbon footprint and fertilize a garden at the same time.

  • TocksNedlog

    All in favor of Holthaus getting a vasectomy?
    All opposed?
    It’s unanimous!

  • TocksNedlog

    In order to get ‘snipped’ doesn’t there need to be something there in the first place that can BE snipped?

  • Steve_J

    His flight hadn’t taken off when he broke down and made his decison to never fly again. If he were serious he wouldn’t have gotten on that flight. What a drama queen.

  • TocksNedlog

    So, if I read that one tweet correctly, the REASON why he is a vegetarian is because of cow flatulence?

    • WhoMeToo

      I think it is better to EAT the cows ==> so they don’t fart. ~_^

  • Bemani Dog ✓certifiable

    I am not surprised that, in the face of increasing evidence against (and skepticism of) global warming, the IPCC doubles down on their cash cow.

    • mike_in_kosovo

      “Cash cow”

      The source of all the “BS” in their arguments… ;o)

  • TocksNedlog

    I’ve been saying for years that it’s time for these leftist momma’s boys to ‘cut the cord’.

  • James McLarey

    If Barrycare doesn’t cover it, is there a vasectomy fund I can contribute to?

  • Guest

    the libtard should quit flying because of the TSA

  • KansasGirl

    We’re dirty “breeders”, don’t cha know?
    Geez, how could a person marry such a vacuous man?

  • Legal Immigrant in TX

    Every single liberal men should follow his lead. I will gladly send some money to help them out.

    Just imagine a world without liberal nuts! Woohoo!!!

  • Marvin Nelson

    This brain-dead “weatherman” should get a vasectomy. The gene pool is in trouble already. We already have enough morons voting-sure don’t need more of them. If this “report” upset him that much, I hate to see how he’s going to act when OboneheadCare hits.

  • Diane Stephan

    Jeez guy, just tell your wife u never wanted kids, enough with the cover story song and dance.

  • Scorpion

    Great. Just what we need. Another orifice for him to shoot blanks out of.

  • fivebyfive

    You should commit to not breathing out as well, you can breath in just not out. If you’re a truly commited person, you would stop poisening the atmosphere with that poisen gas you expell.

  • jaun456

    She doesn’t want to see your pee pee anyway. Drama Queen!

  • wwbdinct

    Bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha! This is the funniest thing I have heard all week. Thanks Twitchy!

  • detroit19

    What?!? When was I committed without my signature?!?!? 😉

  • ICOYAR

    Now for all leftists to do the same.

  • franknmiller

    I wish his father had gotten one…but seriously it is good to know I will have a little bit more carbon to use up thanks to this idiot !

  • sodakhic

    Does Amtrak run on wind turbines?

    • Jeff Coil

      I think they use hamsters now.

  • digitalPimple

    Earth: Crowd fund this ASAP please.

  • vetgal1970

    Apparently it is only the creation and delivery of the child that increases the diva’s carbon footprint

    “EricHolthaus That, or fostering. RT @KerryButlerNyc @natemac10 why don’t you think about adopting a child? That wouldn’t change your carbon footprint.”

    • vetgal1970

      EricHolthaus That’s exactly my dilemma. MT @natemac10 By not having kids you increase the chances of kids whose parents don’t care about the climate.

      UHoh Cold feet already??

  • porgiefirefighter

    We need more people like Eric Holthaus, so we have less people like Eric Holthaus.

    • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

      Battle of Attrition!

      Seems legit :`|

  • RightThinking1

    Social Darwinism works!

  • http://www.nleomf.org/officers/ FlatFoot

    Simpering Wussy Boy weatherman, Eric Holthaus, is a simpering wuss.

    Not reproducing and ensuring that they will never procreate is exactly the right thing for them to do. Or — they could always just lay down and die, too. Yes. Let your seed and your lineage die with you, please!

  • SPQR9

    Is there a donation button for paying for his vasectormy? I’m good for a buck.

    • Scorpion

      Me too, especially if the Doc has uncontrolled Parkinson’s.

  • GlobalWarmer

    Never thought burning fossil fuels could be so much fun! I add a quart of oil to my fuel every fill-up to help with climate change! I’m also buying newspapers just so I can burn them!

  • Chrissy the Hyphenated

    I’m confused. I thought this report was supposedly going to admit AGW was a hoax.

  • Ken Alan Draper

    Good thing he’s getting snipped, one less moron procreating. at this point I think the only requirement for a meteorology degree is a pulse.

  • KhadijahMuhammad

    Good God, what a weenie. If I were his wife, I’d slap him silly before I went to look for a real man.

  • KhadijahMuhammad

    Will Obamacare cover that “V”?

  • Guest

    Somebody grab his man card…

    Men are supposed to act like men, not emoting all over the place…

    The wussifcation of America continues

  • lazypadawan

    “Our gays are more manly than their straights.”–Ann Coulter

  • Kevin Manville

    I wish his father had gotten a vasectomy.

  • SideshowJon36

    What if he some day has to go some place that isn’t on Amtrak’s route?

  • vcferlita

    I think if the global warming nutters were serious they should just pull a Logan’s Run and go to Carousel when they hit 30.

  • Blake

    I’ll chip in on the cost of the neutering. Hey you, Out of the gene pool!

  • rightpower

    Yeah, Amtrak is carbon neutral…. Maybe he could make sure to buy a lot of carbon credits to ease his conscience. Send me the money and you can travel guilt free. What a loon.

  • Ronald Green

    What I’m wondering about the this Democrat liberal nut job is… does he have access to firearms? Considering that almost all the ‘mass shooters’ have been looney Democrats, maybe the local police should stop by and check.

  • jdog

    What a moron. What else is there to say. Glad he won’t be reproducing more of his ilk.

  • Medicinewoman2

    I personally will gladly render him fixed. Have a rusty ax right out back!

  • Alan Tuttle

    I thought “white guilt” was a huge issue among progressives. I never thought there would be such a thing as “human guilt.” This guy is just one of the many millennials who want the attention. Why go public with this kind of stuff? Just keep it to yourself and your wife. I really don’t need to know any of this.

  • David Atherton

    Morons not reproducing; Now THAT’S a good idea!

  • Alan Tuttle

    I think the whole idea behind all of this is the fact that he doesn’t have a Wikipedia page. Some people feel incomplete unless he has a Wikipedia page dedicated to him. Who is going to start it up for him?

  • Gallatin

    Eric Holthaus
    @EricHolthaus
    I realized, just now: This has to be the
    last flight I ever take. I’m committing right now to stop flying. It’s
    not worth the climate.

    You do understand that you will be the only global warming nutjob that won’t fly again right?

    al bore–largest carbon footprint of any single human being on the planet–gave up flying—-NOT.
    leonardo decrapio—carbon footprint that rivals al bore—-gave up flying—-NOT.

    But you go ahead eric give up that flying, have that vasectomy, especially the vasectomy because you definitely should not procreate.

  • ra44mr2

    Im thinking he should just off himself, i mean he is like that miserable animal that is so sick that their life has no joy he cant possibly be happy in such a modern age with so many people he should show how fully committed he is to the cause. That and he is an ENORMOUS waste of genetic material.

  • $22639970

    So….this is an example of the rational, dispassionate, fact-loving so-called scientists that I’m supposed to take seriously??

  • Kyle Bradelle

    Um, what? No warming for past 15 years and the polar ice caps are thicker than ever, but he’s crying? I’m thinking it’s a very good thing if he doesn’t reproduce.

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  • Steve_J

    Has anyone informed Mr. DeMille that Mr. Holthaus is ready for his close-up?

  • http://youhavetobethistalltogoonthisride.blogspot.com/ keyboard jockey

    Good Call

  • Sisserydoo

    Liberal tears make me smile!

  • Guy_in_Kingston

    The is not science nor has there ever been to indicate that CO2 drives climate. Even the latest report failes to address this.

  • ‘Tom Crawford

    It is a good thing that he does not breed…….

  • bkeyser

    I hear swinging from a rope leaves no carbon footprint. Just a suggestion.

  • Cal

    If we could only convince all the leftists, statists, socialists, and communists to follow suit and self-sterilize…

    • richard40

      If all of them just wanted to sterilize themselves, I would have no problem with them at all. Unfortunately most of them want to sterilize everybody else as well.

  • Gregg Hammerquist

    I can think of other, worse countries to focus on than the U.S. when it comes to a carbon footprint.

  • Eric Hutchison

    Yeah, Amtrak trains are MUCH better for the environment!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giXcQuj6n1o#t=43

    • mike_in_kosovo

      Here comes The Silverton up from Durango

      Here comes The Silverton, a shovelin’ coal

      Here comes The Silverton up from the canyon

      See the smoke, and hear the whistle blow – CW McCall

  • lee martell

    Oh Gawd! Even John (boo-hoo) Boehner would want to kick his A%% for such metrosexual pomposity.

  • World B. Free

    “Eric Holthaus @EricHolthaus – A radical problem needs radical solutions.”

    Let’s see, where have I heard that before? Oh yeah, Germany in about 1933 or so.

  • Masmani

    I notice in spite of all his emo-dribble he still took the flight.

  • Absolom Humblebug

    This is just that crazy guy from 12 Monkeys played by David Morse with a ponytail who releases a virus at the airport? He sounds just like him, except a little dumber.

  • F. De Moraes

    @ Mr. Holthaus, please do go through with the vasectomy, the planet and the gene pool would equally be better off!

  • theBuckWheat

    I bet he also opposes nuclear power.

  • Scorpion

    He has one and the Climate Nazis the other.

  • Joshua Grabow

    Vasectomy only removes the potential for more people. Suicide would remove one for sure, plus all those potential children! Just trying to be helpful, Mr. Holhaus.

  • bungopony

    Eric,you f**kin pantywaist-make a REAL difference-KILL YOURSELF!!

  • http://goodstuffsworld.blogspot.com/ Good Stuff

    there now Eric Holthaus, don’t cry. here are some free carbon credits for you

    Here at GOODSTUFF’S Carbon Offset Marketplace & Exchange (G-COME) we have taken these matters to heart and donating twelve months worth of carbon credits to Eric Holthaus! That’s right one year of free carbon credits! Take as many as you and your friends need. There is no limit !

    You don’t need to sign up or resister, just harvest the carbon units at
    http://goodstuffsworld.blogspot.com/2012/08/goodstuffs-carbon-marketplace-and.html

  • EDUCATEDPATRIOT

    I wasn’t aware that Amtrak trains used rainbows and ginger ale as fuel! That is totally awesome!

    This man, and I use the term loosely, would do all of us a huge favor if he went through with his vasectomy. And took a few more of his ilk with him.

  • sludog

    Hurry up and get that vasectomy, the world already has to many idiots.

  • ogahnah

    The cool thing is that global warming seems to accomplish the same evolutionary good as abortion. Both eliminate the children of the socially or intellectually unfit

  • wolfie773

    I hope Obamacare covers vasectomies for all of these “men.” It would be the only good thing to come out of it.

  • ctmom

    Our plan is working, the liberals will extinct themselves. :)

  • isisnotnot

    Absolutely logical choice for an honest liberal, and it should be only fitting that his vasectomy be performed by their beloved planned parenthood.

  • gypsyrose1

    Did it occur to him that commercial jets will still fly even if he stops?

  • lgeubank

    “Leave the IPCC alone! Leave the IPCC alone! Boo-hoo! Sniff sniff.”

  • RichPowers

    The perfect Margaret Sanger solution for liberals who weren’t aborted by their parents!

    • richard40

      In a way this guy isn’t so bad. He only wants to sterilize himself. The really bad ones want to sterilize everybody else too.

  • mishong

    Hope his wife has the sense to kick this crybaby to the curb and find a real man to have babies with

  • Conrad2010

    He who loves his life will lose it.