Predictably, Obama’s million dollar man Bill Maher just couldn’t resist cracking a disgusting racial joke about Herman Cain joining Fox News as a contributor.

What, were the “Uncle Tom” slurs already played out?

Bingo. Liberalism is used as a defense against the indefensible. And over and over, Bill Maher reaps the benefits as oh-so-enlightened progressives accept and promote his garbage.

  • V the K

    Your headline is an insult to pigs. Bill Maher is more like a species of intestinal parasite or something you’d find under a woodpile after a heavy rain.

    • Christopher Hodgson

      Indeed. Pigs are useful, after all.

      • GaryTheBrave

        Pigs also have taste.

      • Stone Bryson

        Indeed, because… Bacon!

    • Spatial Awareness

      “Intestinal Parasite”! Aaaahahahaha! XD My new descriptor for the Leftofascists!

    • Liquid Language

      I love the outrage on twitcy so much. There is even a headline above outraged about liberals calling Laura Bush a c%^t, but it’s ok to call Bill Maher a pig. You just can’t buy this kind of awesome cognitive dissonance. And, I do so hope one of you wonderful, caring, compassionate, God-fearing Christians comes back at me with some insults. I just adore watching you completely misunderstand Christianity.

      • V the K

        Ah, the famous left-wing moral equivalence. Labeling Bill Maher an intestinal parasite for making a racial slur is *exactly* the same as labeling Laura Bush a ‘see-you-next-Tuesday’ because you disagree with her on a political issue.

        The smug, hypocritical lecturing of other people on ‘Christianity’ is just the icing on the cake of ignorance.

        • Liquid Language

          Both are name-calling and equally repugnant. Yet, just like fools on the left, you are more than happy to insult the left because they disagree with you, but god gorbid anyone say anything about your precious lil messiahs (the Bushies) or anything else.
          Nothing hypocritical about pointing out the flaws in American Christians being as I’m not one. Perhaps you should look up what hypocritical means before using such a big word. Oh, and before you come storming back with some anger, remember, Jesus told you to turn the other cheek. So, turn away like a good Christian is supposed to.

          • Uday Kallianpur

            The so called evangelical bush accused his opponent McCain of fathering a black daughter out of wedlock. Where was “Self Hating Anchor Baby Malkin then?

          • SJ’s Dad

            Again, going with the do unto others, reap what you sew teachings:
            Speaking of both stupid AND hypocrytical . . . who or what is a “god gorbid”?!?!?!?!
            Pot, Kettle, we good?

      • SJ’s Dad

        “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you”
        -Jesus Christ, AD32
        You have shown us how you prefer to be treated 1st, I am merely following Jesus’ command, you stupid fvcking piece of libturd pig-vomit!!!!!
        Oh and by the way, . . . what is this “twitcy” you speak of? Not familiar!

    • Ernie Prigge

      Pigs are the most intellegent farm animal. Pole-cat comes to mind as my choice for that a-hole.

  • Gloves Donahue, Jr.

    Libs have the entire spectrum of comedy covered:
    from unfunny to disgusting to sick to perverted to racist.

    They claim to be the tolerant party, but they tolerate only those who think lib thoughts.

    The rest are savaged. But, who cares?

    • therantinggeek

      I wouldn’t necessarily say that Libs have the entire spectrum of comedy covered… #justsayin

      • Blake Waymire

        Yeah, they certainly don’t have “actually consistently funny” covered.

        • WisconsinPatriot

          …..or the “actually funny”, come to think about it……they don’t have “funny” either. They must have changed the definition of “comedy” at some point.

      • $24698634

        Yes. Thankfully we don’t have the very un-funny Dennis Miller, Imus and Adam Carolla.

    • tombee

      I used to think “comedians” like Sarah Silverman and and Louis CK were hilariously funny until one day while listening to a “routine” I realized that these people weren’t actually trying to be funny, but rather to get help for the really crappy situations that they created. People aren’t laughing with them. I feel guilty when I laugh at their “jokes” now.

    • Iman Ontologist

      Don’t forget blasphemous, too. #KathyGriffin

      • michael s

        and Lynda Carter looking Sarah Elizabeth

    • Brad Bashem


  • Richard J Sunkle

    If I were black, I would feel pretty damned insulted that Democrat scum like Maher feels so comfortable invoking me as an insult.

    I guess that’s what happens when you have a few hundred years of ownership of an entire race under your belt. You treat them like property.

    • George_Gooney

      yeah, invoking slavery, and inhumane discrimination against blacks as a way to insult….great job.

      • KansasGirl

        Perfect description of Bill Maher.

    • Patsplacepp

      @twitter-358091193:disqus so I’ve got to ask as an actually black guy, what exactly did Maher say that would make me upset? And Im talking specifically about this comment. Only for the fact that Ted Nugent, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter have actually spewed racist talking point and they represent the right. Now let me clarify by saying that they represent right but don’t represent all Republicans. I’d never paint their comments as that of every man or woman with right leaning thoughts. Just wanted to add that. Thanks

      • KansasGirl

        Because he had to bring race into the comment.
        If it doesn’t upset you, fine. But you aren’t being disparaged on Bill’s show either. Did you see humor in his comment?
        I also see how you accuse Ted, Rush and Ann of spewing racists “talking points”. That gives you quite a bit of leeway, doesn’t it?
        If fact it’s exactly like the “dog whistle” meme.
        Leftists always want to choose want offends them, and if someone has a difference of thought, they are ridiculed, ostracized and defamed.
        And honestly, it’s starting to get on my nerves.

        • Patsplacepp

          @KansasGirl:disqus lets break this down because I’d rather have a civil disagreement with you than shooting from the hip.

          Now I had to google this because I had only heard about it but never took much stock in the “Women for Cain “website that had stock images of white women that supposedly backed Herman Cain ~

          So to answer you question, yes I found it very funny because in my head this is what I saw. I guessing if you weren’t following closely Cains collapse during candidacy this wouldn’t even trigger a “get it moment”

          Ann Coulter speaking after Herman Cain drops out, “”Our blacks are so much better than their blacks. To become a black Republican, you don’t just roll into it. You’re not going with the flow…and that’s why we have very impressive blacks in the Republican party.”

          Rush, ““Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?”

          Ted On South Africans ~, “Apartheid isn`t that cut and dry. All men are not created equal. The preponderance of South Africa is a different breed of man. I mean that with no disrespect. I say that with great respect. I love them because I`m one of them. They are still people of the earth, but they are different. They still put bones in their noses, they still walk around naked, they wipe their butts with their hands. These are different people. You give `em toothpaste, they fucking eat it … I hope they don`t become civilized. They`re way ahead of the game.

          Yeah nothing here to laugh about.

          I actually had to go to RedState to figure out what the dog whistle meme was. I get it. It makes sense that you’d say that but it couldn’t father than the truth in regards to me bring up these three in comparison to Bill

          Your last statement, “Leftists always want to choose want offends them…” is dead on. i should have started this with IMHO. I can only speak to me and what i believe. As a black guy who followed the politics of the last election I totally too Bills comments against Cain as funny because of his “white women” problems. Just my two “non left leaning” cents

          • Steve ChenRobbins

            So aside from the “the other guy is worse” argument, are you really comfortable with Bill Maher using the old “all Black men are animals lusting after White women” stereotype? Try to answer without invoking the misdeeds of anyone else.

  • Tangchung

    Remember Maher promotes small business, mostly black hookers named Coco.

  • HARP2

    Maher…….just shrivel up and die……soon.

    • $24698634

      Why don’t you just say he should “assume Breitbart temperature”? It would be just as classy.

  • Jimni27

    Seriously scratching my head over this. Maher dates mostly black women.

    • TocksNedlog

      Maher’s ‘dates’ involve women that have credit card readers on their smart phones.

      • Jimni27

        O’ RLY? The more you know…. lol.

      • GaryTheBrave

        You know, rinodino, capitalization and the proper use of commas would make your comment so much easier to read.

    • Judy B

      Seriously? He can find women to date him, who knew.

      • Jimni27

        Keep reading my replies you’ll find out why lol.

  • $23629333

    No one would ever suggest such a thing about Barack Obama.

    Of course, there are very rude people insinuating all sorts of things after learning about Obama vacationing with Reggie Love, while Michelle vacationed separately.

    • TocksNedlog

      Well of course they wouldn’t suggest such a thing about Barack Obama!

      Everybody knows he doesn’t work with women.

      • kateorjane

        And he doesn’t play with them either.

  • Red Fred

    Well you have to admit, the conservatives have the beautiful women, not just white women, but highly intelligent, beautiful black women. Yea, we rock.

    • BlueGood

      Aye Amber….the racist blathering of this Leftoid Tool-Fool is a vivid demonstration of the paucity of intellect…

      • $27789750

        You left out Mika..Joe’s version of the Stepford wife.

    • therantinggeek


    • rinodino

      WRONG! Rihanna beyonce Krystal ball rose McGowan Eva longoria chrissy Tiegan Alex Wagner Melissa Harris perry tamaron hall… shall I continue or will you keep looking at the dick Morris polls?

      • WVS

        You are confusing “beautiful” with “emptyheaded.” I thought we were past this supposed correlation.

      • Jillane Kent

        Considering your poor command of basic grammatical rules, it shows a stunning amount of hubris for you to call anyone “wrong”.

        • rinodino

          Yet I did and guess what? I’m still right 😉

          • SJ’s Dad

            Hang on, let me whip out my Libtardashian>English dictionary and see if I can help make any sense out of . . . . well let’s try anyway shall we?
            OK, In the Libtardashian dictionary, “Abortion” = a “Right”
            For those of us with Souls, Abortion (The brutal torturous murder of an innocent pre-born human child) = “WRONG” !
            ERGO: In Libtardashian, “Right” = “WRONG” in English!
            (THERE, NOW it makes sense!-)

      • StatEco

        Remind me of Rebecca Waters

      • Avey Owyns

        There is beauty and then there is – how you say – whorish.

    • henry pym

      You betcha ~ consider yourself one of the Beautiful, Amber!

    • V the K

      My niece-in-law is a gorgeous, conservative black woman. How my dorky nephew landed her is one of the mysteries of the universe.

  • Darlene

    Karma is a bitch and it will come around to Maher one day for spewing and spreading hate and disgust. All parties should recognize him for what he is and denounce anything to do with him! I feel sorry for the liberals if he is their spokesperson! One lawsuit with Trump is not enough…I think Cain and Fox should sue the hell out of him!

  • Brian Cates
  • N3al

    He’s part of the propaganda machine. Anyone who thinks this stuff is spontaneous and uncoordinated probably doesn’t understand how it all works. He is a key player in the marginalization of any voice that is in any way critical of the president. And he’s doing his job very well. The sad part is that there is really no one to hold him accountable for his comments in the MSM. He’s a lib so he gets a free pass.

    • Patsplacepp

      @twitter-19935709:disqus “He’s part of the propaganda machine.” Kind of the same way Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh. As for the people that hold him or anyone (that has the freedom of Speech) accountable, they vote everyday and or week. Seriously people have the ability to turn off the TV/Internet/Radio.

    • Judy B


    • $24698634

      It’s a conspiracy!!!!!!!!!!

  • TocksNedlog

    “I disagree with your political philosophy, but I do not possess the ability to debate you on the issues; therefore, I will attack your personal character in an attempt to destroy you.”
    — The modus operandi of the modern-day liberal.

  • Frank Milella

    Bill Maher is a shameless little wannabe Man. Obama puppet and a bitter person clinging to his hatred of anyone with a different opinion than what he would allow them. Shame on this little fool

  • George_Gooney

    I always love it when conservatives turn into Al Sharpton whenever a Black conservative is criticized or insulted. Any other time someone tries to advance the discussion on race, they’re simply labeled “race-baiters”. So childish.

    • WisconsinPatriot

      I disagree. Completely. I do not think you could provide ONE actual example of that. Give it a try.

    • Kevin Scott

      Wrong. It’s not the criticism that we have issue with. After you actually READ his comment, please feel free to post a big boy post.

    • dblaess

      Until 5 years ago I was not worried about race or treating anyone different because of race. So yes in the last 5 years the race baiters, who happen to be Democrat for some reason, have divided this country as it has not been divided in 150 years. Please post all the conservatives in the last few years who have said things like Mr. Maher is wont to do. So yes you are correct the race baiters Sharpton, Maher, etc are so childish.

    • Brad Bashem

      Give us an example Georgy……show where we are mistaken in our Conservative knuckle-dragging ways…..

    • Jillane Kent

      How is this race baiting? Far from deeming “kitchen table” to be racist, the play upon the historical vilification of black men as relentless pursuers of white women is actually real racism and not the contrived, political variety.

      • George_Gooney

        I dont need you lecturing me on “real racism”…this was a joke from a comedian, which was playing off of Herman’s well known fetishism for white women. Concerning Maher himself, he has relentlessly attacked demeaning racial rhetoric and activities, what you deem “contrived political racism”, which has marginalized black people’s intelligence, honor, work ethic, political and social standing for over 400 years. You’re fooling nobody. If Herman were a liberal, you were caterwaul about political correctness run amok, if people complained about the joke. Stop being such a partisan twit.

      • George_Gooney

        I dont need you lecturing me on “real racism”…this was a joke from a comedian, which was playing off of Herman’s well known fetishism for white women. Concerning Maher himself, he has relentlessly attacked demeaning racial rhetoric and activities, what you deem “contrived political racism”, which has marginalized black people’s intelligence, honor, work ethic, political and social standing for over 400 years. You’re fooling nobody. If Herman were a liberal, you were caterwaul about political correctness run amok, if people complained about the joke. Stop being such a partisan twit.

  • Steve_J

    Harris Faulkner and Uma Pemmaraiu aren’t too shabby.

  • makaput

    What do you expect from 50 year old man who loves to creep on little girls at the playboy mansion. Maher is a loser.

  • Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Just loathsome.

  • QBallBrazil

    Alec Baldwin disappears…must be couch surfing at Bill Maher’s house.

  • bidentime

    All conservative women are beautiful….. Liberal women, not so much.

  • lillymckim

    Maher once again proving what a bigot he is.
    What a sad little man in stature as well as mind.

  • bo1921

    The only “fine-ass white women” he’ll ever get are the ones he pays for. Real women don’t go for extra small shrimps – you know, the 61-70 count per/lb variety like him.

    • $24698634

      You do remember that a “fine-ass white woman” accused Cain of sexually harrassing her, right? Or do you not take accusations against conservative men seriously?

      • KansasGirl

        “Or do you not take accusations against conservative men seriously?”. lol
        How traumatized she must have been, to “poof” be gone, never to be heard from again.
        Why no concern about accusations against the leftist politicians?

        • $24698634

          Let’s see: Clinton impeached, Weiner gone, Spritzer gone.

          Vitter, applauded and still in office.  Cain, new job on Fox.

      • Jillane Kent

        Was this sexual harassment proven in a court of law? Was Cain ever penalized? Did this woman continue in her relentless crusade for justice? (The answer to all three is no)

        • $24698634

          The women were paid settlements.

  • 1SkepticalChick

    Hey @TwitchyTeam. Anyway we can get a pig snout pasted on Maher’s face in that red, white & blues HBO pic of him? I think that’s why God made Photoshop.

  • LordElrond09

    Seriously, Maher is becoming like Michael Moore. He’s clearly such a left wing hypocrite that I don’t even bother paying attention anymore. Then, just like Madonna or Gaga, their stunts have to get increasingly stupider to draw attention and publicity.

  • Guest

    Pig Maher should have mentioned Mooch’s huge booty, if he intended to be fair.

    • $24698634

      Bingo, dittohead. See the problem?

      • KansasGirl

        I definately see a problem.
        It’s you, not liking someone saying she has a big rear.
        Cause you know she does, don’t you?

        • George_Gooney

          she doesnt have a huge body you moron, and besides what does that have to do with the Maher comment? Why would you attack the first lady in such a crass manner? I wonder what you look like, lol.

        • $24698634

          Stick with Rush.  He’s funnier than you.

          • KansasGirl

            Stick with Maher. You’ll go far.

  • AMartel

    It’s eerie: every time I get the urge to renew HBO, just to stay current with the culture (and watch GOT), Bill Maher ups and says something extra extra vile, and the feeling goes away . . .

  • michael s

    i expect racism from maher. at the same time he lawrence o donnell feel its ok for them to have black ladies. i enjoy conservatives playing the very race card they say they’re against.

    • Jillane Kent

      What race card is being played? Generally, it is not considered to be a stretch when one rightfully calls out a statement that is based upon ignorance and stereotype.

  • AdoEdem

    Because, racism offsets by espousing the party-approved opinions.

  • Patsplacepp

    To All ~ Really this is the guy you all want to defend? ~ In late October 2011, Politico reported that Cain had been accused by two women of sexual harassment and misconduct during his time as CEO of the National Restaurant Association in the late 1990s. Harassment accusations have since been made by two additional women. Cain denies all allegations of sexual misconduct, while acknowledging that the restaurant organization made financial settlements to the complainants. Two of the four women have come forward publicly: Sharon Bialek and Karen Kraushaar.

    On November 28, 2011, Cain asserted that a woman named Ginger White would be claiming to have had an affair with him, and that the allegation was not true.[85] An interview with White was aired an hour later on Fox 5 in Atlanta. In the interview, White said the affair lasted 13 years and ended right before Cain announced his presidential campaign

    Also stated by Cain himself, “Republican Party no longer represented the interests of conservatives in the United States and that it didn’t have “the ability to rebrand itself”, so a third party, “not Ron Paul and the Ron Paulites” but “a legitimate third party”, would be needed to replace it”

    Finally if you think what Bill Maher said is racist, you NEED to become a Black Person for a day. The context of Maher’s tweet fits the bill perfectly. Come on Twichy commenters, attack something that has some actual, legitimate fall out. Fox news and Cain will do alright

    • $24698634

      I couldn’t have said it better.

      • KansasGirl

        If that’s the best he’s got, I agree.

    • KansasGirl

      So, because you are either a black or a leftist, or both, you’re allowed to be a racist towards a black conservative. Got it.
      But we conservatives can’t defend Mr. Cain, because you say so, or some nonsensical reason.
      Also, whatever happened to these women that charged him with sexual “misconduct”? It’s like they fell off the face of the earth. lol

      • Patsplacepp

        @KansasGirl:disqus I never said you couldn’t defend Mr. Cain. That’s up to you. But what exactly did Maher say in your opinion that was actually racist? Maybe thats more what I’m confused about.

        • KansasGirl

          Well, thank you for allowing me to defend Mr. Cain.
          What I considered racist, was when Maher said Mr. Cain loves working with fine-ass white women.
          What I find confusing is that you don’t think Maher was being a racist.
          I’m also tired of lefists defining what and what isn’t offensive.
          Mr. Cain is a fine man, but since he’s a conservative, people like Maher is given a pass, from people like you.

    • gekkobear

      So you can be blatantly racist if the person you’re blatantly racist toward has done something bad?

      Is that a new rule you just made up? If not I think there are a lot of people who deserve apologies for being called racist.

  • Orlando Cee

    I nominate Bill Maher for douche bar the year.

  • Raye09

    Really? This is coming from a man who once dated a woman nicknamed “superhead”. A world renowned “video model”.
    Look it up if you don’t believe me. I would not take anything that comes out of Maher’s mouth seriously, pissing people off is how this pig stays relevant.

    Don’t even get me started on how this pig has the nerve to call himself a libertarian when he is so obviously not.

    • Pendy1

      I suspect he calls himself a libertarian because he can’t spell “liberal”.

      • Raye09

        LOL, he definately has the two confused. But seriously a true libertarian would not donate one million dollars to Obama.

  • Barack Hussein Sharpton


    That Herman Cain says that Fox News cafeteria sho’ has the bestest fried chicken!

  • wyatt81

    Maher is a contemptible little shit who likes sticking his tongue out at the class while hiding behind the teacher’s skirts

  • Uday Kallianpur

    That is horrible from Maher but not as horrible as the conservative governor of Texas accusing his opponent of fathering a black daughter out of wedlock during the republican primary in South Carolina 2000.

    • Jillane Kent

      There were rumors and innuendo that this occurred. The reason you will not be able to cite a reputable news outlet running with this story is the fact that it was made up. So hysterically over the top, I am shocked that you would fall for such idiocy.

    • seek456

      please provide proof that in fact a conservative governor of Texas (Bush) accused his opponent (McCain) of fathering a black daughter out of wedlock.

      You heard the story, you bought the story and there isn’t a word of truth to it except the left wing media running with “they heard from a source who shall be nameless” b.s.

      Get a life – and use your thinking cap.

  • Stan

    Fox News has beautiful women,black and white and intelligent men, black and white. Mahr, the has been comedian, can’t stand it that they aren’t liberal loonies like him.

  • InformNow

    You know Bill Maher only says these outlandish things so as to get media attention otherwise he’s just another sad sack ‘has been’ trying to be relevant in a world that wouldn’t give him the time of day!

  • bidentime

    “Pig Maher” If the name fits…..

  • gekkobear

    When I was in college (several decades ago) in a small rural town I had a conversation like this.

    A hick from the sticks (who had pulled over for some reason, and I was checking he wasn’t stranded as this was pre-cellphone) decided to say to me:

    Hey, you’re from the College there, hunh?

    Them black fellers have a lot of white girlfriends, don’t they?

    I didn’t want to be in a conversation with that racist; and I don’t see that conversation being less racist with Bill Maher in it.

  • Randi Starr

    This from a man who has paid for any woman or man he has had for years.

  • Rich Davie

    I finally cancelled my HBO subscription a couple of months ago because of this repulsive and delusional moron.

  • Yeeheecom

    I think what Bill Maher meant was that those intelligent women on fox news that has a brain unlike liberal women and is smart enough to have nothing to do with a ugly stupid racist pig like himself. 😉

  • Jonathan Hall

    What Bill Maher said is not actually racist. And yes in most historical contexts if a conservative said that it would be racist. The essence of racism, is to make a class distinction, to impune the target’s equal rights. When this utterance implies that all black men are promiscuous voyeurs and disrespectful of women, then it is racist. But clearly that is not what Bill Maher is saying. He is instead playing on contrast between that and the reality that Cain is now being accepted to aid the side where most real racists are to be found. There is no racial implication at all other then borrowing and reversing an old notion. The only butts of this joke are Herman Cain and the management of Fox. Both not dealing with racist oppression and therefor no racial piling on is possible. And besides that, fair game.

    What these puerile attempts to claim racism all miss is the context. They pretend that the words alone could define a racist remark. Which is fantastically stupid. Because if it was only about words, then no one would care. Its the suggestion of policy that matters and thus context is everything.

  • JohnnyZ77

    Cain acts like a ghetto fool, so he deserves to be treated like one.