Yes, please. Make it stop. For the love of everything ever, make it stop.

This morning, fresh off his Papa John’s attack, DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse linked Kathleen Parker’s absurd column warning Sen. John McCain and other Susan Rice critics against “ganging up on a highly qualified black woman.” Parker sneered, “McCain’s opinion about Rice’s qualifications is only slightly less compelling than his thoughts on Playtex vs. Spanx.”

Enter Bill Maher-loving Obama Super PAC shill Bill Burton, who totally gets the ladies and their glorified girdles.

But wait … unfortunately there’s more. DNC chair and Obama-fave Debbie Wasserman Schultz just had to get in on the Spanx kaffeeklatsch with a little lady parts peddling.

Thank goodness the DNC chair has laser-like focus on the important issues … like Spanx trivia.

There’s no hour of the day that’s not too early for this.

  • TwitWit

    Mr. Obama should get Mrs. Obama Spanx , for Christmas.. just keeping it real!

    • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

      Thanks for that visual. Going to Chlorox my eyes now.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcy-Cook/1001619613 Marcy Cook

    Why are they always focusing on the lower half of a womans body? Put your lady parts in spanx and we’ll make sure you get some for free.

  • RightThinking1

    ” Billion dollar woman-led company”
    Yeah, Debbie, but she didn’t build that…, remember? She needed a man to do it…, Uncle Sam.

  • JimmyNeutron

    Is there any significant difference between girdles and Spanx? Are Spanx a gift that you give but the recipient resents you for giving them and then you have to eat a TV dinner for Christmas in complete silence…like when I bought her a vacuum?

    • TwitWit

      Lol ! My husband gave me a blender one Christmas. I was kind of torn. Part of me was like, did he really just give me a blender? And part of me was like, I can make daiquiri’s now!

      • JimmyNeutron

        But Spanx…I’m thinking that is probably too risky – better play it safe!

    • http://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2 Angie (D)

      Not much difference– Spanx are basically glorified girdles — they’re made of a lighter spandex material than a traditional girdle, and are thus more comfortable, especially in warmer weather. At the same time, Spanx are only good for smaller “problem areas” as the lighter material doesn’t really do much if you are trying to create any significant sculpting beyond “smoothing” things, wereas the traditional girdles can create a much more slimming effect under clothing.

      Definitely do not buy as a present under any circumstances unless you want to break up — Spanx aren’t the same thing as lingerie.

      • Karl H

        Why give a girdle if you want to break up? For me I just answer questions with total honesty.

        Instead of saying “no that skirt does not make you look fat.” Try saying “the skirt does not make you look fat, you are fat and the skirt makes you look ridiculous.” That is how you break up.

        • http://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2 Angie (D)

          Same thing. Spanx/girdle as a gift is you telling her she’s fat. It isn’t the same as lingerie which is romantic.
          (Also, the OP wrote that he gave a vacuum cleaner as a gift one year & they ended up eating dinner in silence — so obvs. she doesn’t want utilitarian gifts for Christmas. My “break up” remark was a playful tie back to that).

          • JimmyNeutron

            A new business idea! Sexy Spanx! I’ll create a line of lingerie Spanx! It’ll be sexy shapewear I tell you. Maybe even get into fetish-wear Spanx because that would be a different market to exploit! Of course, Obama will say that I didn’t build it…but who cares! I’ll be rich.

          • JimmyNeutron

            A new business idea! Sexy Spanx! I’ll create a line of lingerie Spanx! It’ll be sexy shapewear I tell you. Maybe even get into fetish-wear Spanx because that would be a different market to exploit! Of course, Obama will say that I didn’t build it…but who cares! I’ll be rich.

  • http://twitter.com/thetugboatphil TugboatPhil

    I’m sure Woodhouse and Burton are well aware of the names of women’s undergarment manufacturers. They probably have closets full of them, which they hide in.

  • GaryTheBrave

    Oh, I thought it was Spandex. My bad…

    • stuckinIL4now

      You’re partly right–many Spanx products include Spandex.

  • stuckinIL4now

    Could we possibly get that billion-dollar woman-led company to make some Spanx to cover DWS’s mouth? Spanx, after all, is made to make big things look small.

  • coreopsis has set in

    Did Lil’ Debbie just take two of her sycophantic puppies to the feminazi woodshed? They must be feeling pretty emasculated by now. Just keep licking, boys…

  • JimmyNeutron

    We just need to create a woman’s care package that includes the birth control of your choice, Spanx and an EBT card and they should be given to all female citizens on their 14th birthday. We’ll call the package “The Fluke”.

  • Super 88

    Is the woman who owns Spanx a hero because she has lady parts, or is she eeevil because she’s rich? That’s a poser!

  • Finrod Felagund

    My first thought was ‘lipstick on a pig’, but then I realized that was going down a mental pathway that would require brain bleach at the end of it.

  • Finrod Felagund

    My first thought was ‘lipstick on a pig’, but then I realized that was going down a mental pathway that would require brain bleach at the end of it.

  • Kate

    Dear Florida Residents,

    Please vote this vile, hate-spewing woman out of office ASAP. Thanks.