Twitchy regular Joyce Carol Oates has been chronicling her battle against a groundhog that’s been ravaging her garden and it’s hilarious.
First the author and outspoken critic of hunting tried a cat:
Sheba has promised to help guard the garden from a rapacious groundhog much larger than he is. pic.twitter.com/UqeKPRbGWN
— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) May 28, 2017
…but that didn’t work so she decided to trap the varmint instead, with a compassionate trap of some sort:
Ominous sight near garden: young groundhog. Is this the new generation? & how many in a litter? have ordered HaveaHart trap. hurry!
— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) June 20, 2017
She baited the trap with apples:
Have-a-Hart trap w/ apple pieces. Awaiting groundhog. pic.twitter.com/G50mOjYjQV
— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) June 24, 2017
And promptly captured a racoon:
Raccoon trapped instead of groundhog. Will release. pic.twitter.com/JguuGi0Avh
— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) June 27, 2017
And then she captured another racoon and some squirrels:
Four squirrels, two raccoons. Groundhog laughing up his foreleg. Trap is proving useless. Predation continues. pic.twitter.com/T3xi2C7y41
— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) July 1, 2017
Next she decided to move the trap right next to the groundhog’s lair:
Having failed utterly at trapping groundhog I have placed baited trap directly in front of his burrow. pic.twitter.com/mrkBbinmX2
— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) August 1, 2017
Will this work?
No. Mr. Groundhog remains at large. In the struggle between Ivy League professor & groundhog, who would you expect to triumph? bets taken. https://t.co/Ylfq10nFgO
— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) August 1, 2017
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Success! But…
Mr. Groundhog looking sheepish (sic). Almost convinced us just to release him w/ promise he won't ravage garden. pic.twitter.com/2bzkU01p3W
— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) August 2, 2017
…After she released the groundhog at a wildlife sanctuary, Oates came home to find another groundhog in her yard:
Returned after releasing groundhog to wildlife sanctuary miles away to discover, looking out window, even larger groundhog defiant in garden
— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) August 2, 2017
Keep trying!
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