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Unfortunately, many Twitter users didn’t get the memo. Here are fifty of them:
https://twitter.com/laur_ce/status/297159648056840194
https://twitter.com/KrissyAlways/status/297159612036161536
Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot http://t.co/TvtKZGJs (via @KarenCivil) ||| Bitch.
— ??? KOBE, FOREVER!!!! ?? (@crum808) February 1, 2013
https://twitter.com/heybuddy1/status/297158751146893312
Wow RT @KarenCivil: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot http://t.co/QRANEOgH
— hotdamnhoeherewegoagain (@kimtheproduct) February 1, 2013
https://twitter.com/ITSCARA2YOU/status/297158076010733568
Ugh this ho should burn. “@DiamondDogBark: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot http://t.co/AonHcUjg via @sharethis”
— Lulu (@rebel_lulu) February 1, 2013
This bitchRT @alneeZy: and the plane celebrated. RT @KarenCivil: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot http://t.co/uJVE1JSP
— MonsterKing (@CerromeRussell) February 1, 2013
https://twitter.com/DJTrap/status/297157354787598339
Anybody know this bitches twitter name?? RT @KarenCivil: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot http://t.co/epcMsRIZ
— Nothing (@SNICKERBOX) February 1, 2013
https://twitter.com/CantStandRob/status/297157042181918720
https://twitter.com/baddieShe/status/297156992269705216
https://twitter.com/blvckxdreams/status/297156929174786050
Fuck Ann Coulter. RT @KarenCivil: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot http://t.co/maw0JBeV
— Maurice Bobb™ (@ReeseReport) February 1, 2013
https://twitter.com/Mz_C_Roc_/status/297156572717654017
I despiiise her. RT @KarenCivil Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot http://t.co/SaB7PYfo
— Roni Reports (@ronireports) February 1, 2013
https://twitter.com/Mazaradi2u/status/297156552123617281
https://twitter.com/_CallMeDom_/status/297156215551717376
https://twitter.com/jwillztaughtyou/status/297156053160837120
WOW! IGNORANCE AT IT'S HIGHEST POINT RT @KarenCivil: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot http://t.co/SU0wpsih
— Bea (@missBeatriiz) February 1, 2013
https://twitter.com/NakeraBreezy/status/297155881571848192
https://twitter.com/YOtwittaDADDY/status/297155682489225217
Fuck this broad, b “@KarenCivil: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot http://t.co/h30D5Rtm”
— Sara (@Ms_Sarafina) February 1, 2013
Ughh i cant stand her racist butt RT @KarenCivil: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot http://t.co/xgvz6aYY
— Taya Simmons (@TayaSimmons) February 1, 2013
https://twitter.com/L0rd_V8der/status/297155531783688193
https://twitter.com/larontweets/status/297155501622431745
Gawd, I truly hate some people "@KarenCivil: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot http://t.co/tkWCmgNl"
— Adam Contreras (@adamcontreras) February 1, 2013
Of course could I really expect anything less from Ann Coulter? http://t.co/UMR8KIp2
— ash (@amacattackkk) February 1, 2013
https://twitter.com/Malamin_J/status/297155076747833344
This bitch…. RT @KarenCivil: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot http://t.co/PfcekpQF
— Ms. O (@Fabulousity201) February 1, 2013
https://twitter.com/ksychedelic/status/297154825517416449
We need to get her up outta here “@KarenCivil: Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot http://t.co/YHU18CxO”
— Fight Me IRL (@DillEsq) February 1, 2013
https://twitter.com/PursuitOfArete/status/297154416807653376
https://twitter.com/_deidraaa/status/297154264231444480
Psychiatric evaluation needed indeed>Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot | The Daily Currant – http://t.co/TtliaUyK
— Kay Gee (@rhedstrype) February 1, 2013
https://twitter.com/YourStarrAngel/status/297147967327072256
@lastword She's INSANE! Ann Coulter Refuses 2 Board Airplane With Black Pilot http://t.co/HNUEtVG6 @maddow @tytoncurrent #hagel @ac360 @dccc
— KIKI (@kwright39) February 1, 2013
Ann Coulter should be deported to Africa…http://t.co/xKlNFPUz
— Michael Darcy (@michaelcdarcy) February 1, 2013
https://twitter.com/masterduo/status/297124056593997824
https://twitter.com/Irish_Jeff/status/297122478449381376
Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot http://t.co/LzY2pjbM. She should be put on a no fly list. Bitch.
— scotia626 (@scotia626) January 31, 2013
https://twitter.com/ChristopherFTL/status/297117593737777152
https://twitter.com/MontanaNOW1/status/297114583565475840
https://twitter.com/marian0121/status/297114580516225024
https://twitter.com/jonhearty/status/297095407102738433
So, Ann Coulter freaks out because the pilot is black. CNN fired people for less. How about it Fox?
— al (@al_in_the_cloud) January 31, 2013
Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot. Seeing this made me mad http://t.co/peh4NCgZ
— Josiah (@JosiahH_) January 31, 2013
https://twitter.com/RichardCrandle/status/297092325627273216
https://twitter.com/LaurieHaverkamp/status/297088394243231744
Correction: We accidentally included a tweet from @belmoreart whose RT was intended to make conservative friends aware of this story. We apologize!
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