White Folks Decide to Embrace the Nickname 'Mayonnaise Militia'

Brett T. | 9:00 PM on August 17, 2026

As our own Sam J. reported earlier in a VIP post, the WNBA's Atlanta Dream lost to the Indiana Fever after skipping the national anthem, honoring Stacey Abrams, and forcing a mother and daughter to cover up their XX-XY T-shirts. The Dream's Angel Reese blew a layup that could have won them the game.

Caitlin Clark LAUGHING at Angel Reese after she missed a layup for the win 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/5Js8RijGUi
— BrickCenter (@BrickCenter_) August 16, 2026

James Ray noted that the "mayonnaise militia" was celebrating as though the Fever had just won the championship.

Mayonnaise militia celebrating like they won the championship 😂
— James Ray (@BiggameJamesDTX) August 17, 2026

I’m so using that slur. https://t.co/K740pUHOBN
— EducatëdHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) August 17, 2026

People seem to really like it.

Mayonnaise Militia… pic.twitter.com/V4LTvvWWHA
— Drinking Outside the Box (@DrinkOutTheBox) August 17, 2026

Thanks!
Mayonnaise Militia will definitely be used in the future.
As a common term of endearment.
— Cheapfake⚡️ Tony (@SgtTwon) August 17, 2026

You may be mad, but I am not mad at mayonnaise militia. I’m gonna use that very soon. Thank you.
— Mr. Ammo (@ammo_rj) August 17, 2026

Mayo is gross, however the nickname is hilarious😂😂.
— Nico🤙 (@Nicosocarras) August 17, 2026

Mayo slaps and is required for the advancement / inventions of other sauces.
— Frank (@BeenEaaton) August 17, 2026

that's hella funny 🤣 pic.twitter.com/V2sS8Nzf1v
— John Πρεφτακις (@jbeef86) August 17, 2026

No one brought this on but Reese herself and those around her constantly trying to elevate her undeservedly so.

Caitlin didn't bring this on, white folks either. It's all the people insisting the sky isn't blue, it's stupid.

Reese is average, Clark is a superstar deal with it.
— Carey (@SeriusBall) August 17, 2026

Way back before The Smithsonian erected its display on whiteness and white culture, the great Rush Limbaugh used to declare that white people had a sense of humor.

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