Gird your loins, folks: You’re about to get woke, courtesy of MTV News.

Don’t say we didn’t warn you:

Didja get all that? We know it’s a lot to take in, but clearly, we need to hear it.

So far, it looks like MTV’s effort is definitely paying off:

It’s actually pretty impressive, when you think about it. The video’s less than a minute and a half in length but we’ll be damned if they didn’t make it count.

Gee. For people who love to trumpet their “wokeness,” progressives sure are blind to reality.

It’s all good. We’re more than happy to just sit back and watch liberals throw future elections away.

Here’s a less painful option:

And an easy way to make it happen: