Vice President Kamala Harris loves nothing more than tossing up word salads. Seriously. Stick her in front of a microphone and you can bet you’re in for an incoherent mess.
It’s gotten so bad, that even “The Daily Show” has taken notice and has put together the mashup of Kamala Harris and “Veep” Selina Meyer that the people have been clamoring for.
The Veep reboot looks amazing pic.twitter.com/6qwJdcmFBA
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) October 3, 2022
I’ve never actually seen “Veep” (don’t judge me, guys), but I’ve been hearing the Kamala-Selina comparisons for a really long time now and it’s really nice to see what the fuss has been all about. Based on that video, I totally get it.
Anyway, regardless of whether or not liberal-leaning comedy shows take notice of Kamala Harris’ many verbal shortcomings, your friends at Twitchy are going to cover as many as we can, as often as we can. And while this isn’t necessarily the usual Kamala Harris word crime, it’s enough to make you cringe all the same:
1. "To kill."
2. "A lot"
3. "Of human beings"
4. "Quickly" pic.twitter.com/FuAOeDn8V1
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) October 3, 2022
Why … why is she counting stuff on her fingers? She’s not making a list. Unless, of course, she’s counting the number of brain cells she’s got left. But four seems pretty high.
And that’s not the only confusing aspect of that clip.
why is she smiling???
— Christina Roberts Fye (@crobertsfye) October 3, 2022
At least she didn’t cackle this time …
So the police, FFBI etc have them why then? 🤔
— John Don (@J0hnD0nBear) October 3, 2022
And the IRS..Can't forget them.
— Crunchy Floridian (@PissedPatriot13) October 3, 2022
Oh, that’s a good point. Are we to assume, then, that we should be afraid of law enforcement, the DOJ, and the IRS trying to kill as many of us as possible, as quickly as possible?
And then of course there’s this:
Tell me which guns fall under that category and which do not
— Seahawks, Hard Knocks, MonkeyPox, DM Lions by 12 (@YouGotClamped) October 3, 2022
Define assault weapon.
— T M Freeman (@1rightwife) October 3, 2022
Spoiler alert: She can’t.
It's like she's auditioning for a Kindergarten teaching position … bizarre.
— RjG (@_NotoriousRjG_) October 3, 2022
We sure as hell wouldn’t hire her. We’re worried enough about kids’ brains rotting.
And speaking of kids:
Tell her to do abortion now
— Brax McCarthy (@jbraxmccarthy) October 3, 2022
Now do abortion. https://t.co/MvknHVRmiI
— Hey Boo Boo🗣🇺🇸 (@HeyBooBoo16) October 3, 2022
Isn’t that Planned Parenthood’s expansion plan? https://t.co/uEOsJHfEAt
— Jared (@JaredSpecter) October 3, 2022
Last time we checked.
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