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Apparently the only business Joe Biden has to attend to today is the business of doing nothing

It’s been a difficult week for President Joe Biden. After his administration spent several days trying to get ahead of the inevitable disastrous economic news by launching a full-throated campaign to redefine the word “recession.”

With yesterday’s news that the GDP shrank 0.9% in the second quarter, the White House has their work even more cut out for them, and even with tons of heavy lifting from the mainstream media, fewer and fewer Americans seem willing to go along with the narrative that the economy is ackshually doing just fine if you ignore all the crappy stuff, which, by the way, is not the Biden administration’s fault.

We can only imagine how exhausted Joe Biden must be right now. He prefers for his plate to be full of pudding, not problems. Fortunately for him, it looks like he gets to kick off the weekend nice and easy:

Easing into the weekend like an old man eases himself into a warm bath. Apologies for the disturbing imagery, but it’s pretty accurate.

Yes! What a relief! Now he can focus on the important stuff and get back to business as usual.

No wonder he wanted to be president so badly! He basically gets paid to sit there and do nothing all day, or at least nothing in the afternoons and evenings.

To be fair, it doesn’t sound like a recession to Joe Biden.

And Joe Biden doesn’t sound like a good president to us.

The American people deserve better. Hell, even Nancy Pelosi deserves better:

No room on the schedule for President Biden to address a very high-profile CCP propagandist threatening that the People’s Liberation Army will shoot Nancy Pelosi and U.S. military out of the sky? Would that interfere with naptime?

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