Democratic Florida gubernatorial hopeful Nikki Fried may be a moron, but she’s a tenacious moron. She’s got her heart and mind set on defeating Ron DeSantis in the next election and, doggone it, she’s not gonna let a pesky little thing like reality stand in her way. No, sirree!
About a month ago, Fried asked her followers to “imagine how much better Florida will be when we pull off another win.”
Imagine how much better Florida will be when we pull off another win.
— Nikki Fried (@NikkiFried) March 11, 2022
As if she actually has a prayer.
It’s clear that Nikki Fried and her campaign are at a point where they no longer care how desperate they look. They’re in too deep and have no choice but to push forward because they’ve already wasted so much time and energy and money on all this.
So expect to see lots more tweets along these lines before all is said and done:
Can’t spell wrong without Ron.
— Nikki Fried (@NikkiFried) April 6, 2022
OK, well, technically that’s true, we suppose. Guess this is the best she can come up with at the moment.
Omg they’re so bad at this https://t.co/Dy48QT3Iwh
— Sunny McSunnyface (@sunnyright) April 6, 2022
“We’re so bad at this” should be Nikki Fried’s campaign slogan.
How long do you think she and her team workshoped this before posting? https://t.co/h2CsOKuIJw
— ProfitForTheMises (@P4Mises) April 7, 2022
Not long enough, it would seem.
The middle school kid running Nikki Fried’s twitter account is doing a great job. https://t.co/zPefdpFQCa
— H.L. Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) April 7, 2022
1978 called. They want their dig back. https://t.co/n0XHQTvNuF
— Amie Whatserface (@AmieWohrer) April 7, 2022
You can’t spell Nikki without ikki.
— Owen McConnors (@McconnorsO) April 7, 2022
And you can’t spell “Fried” without “fried.” As in Nikki Fried’s campaign is fried.
just like how you’re going to get fried in the general election lmao https://t.co/C3HkbgiFCn
— some guy from PA (@Pennthusiast) April 7, 2022
Stick a fork in her and put the poor thing out of her misery.