Biden's Farewell Letter Is a Gaslighting Doozy
A Man Of Peace: Jesse Kelly Wants Mace and Crockett to 'Hug it...
Scott Jennings Erupts at WaPo Columnist for Saying Hegseth’s MAIN Qualification is Being...
The Top 5 Pete Hegseth Confirmation Hearing Moments per Collin Rugg of Trending...
Fingers Crossed (Again): NY Governor Kathy Hochul Says the NYC Subway is REALLY...
Dereliction of Duty Duo: Nero Newsom ‘Fiddled’ While Mayor Karen Bass Sipped Cocktails...
Dense, Repeat: Nero Newsom Takes His Wildfire PR Battle to MSNBC Instead of...
Sen. Angus King Says Pete Hegseth's Position Is That Torture Is OK
Nate Silver Wonders When the Pendulum Will Swing Back Toward Liberals
Scott Jennings: Democrats Sent Their Dumbest Members and They Didn’t Land a Glove...
Democrat Mark Kelly Has Positive Words for Pete Hegseth on Policy but Will...
Rep. AOC Goes on Rant About Women Bleeding Out in Parking Lots Across...
UMass Scandal: American Tax Dollars Fund App for Trans Sex Workers in Thailand,...
NYT Pentagon Correspondent 'Fact-Checks' Pete Hegseth on Racism in the Military
TikTok Ban Imminent: Users Defiantly Flood to More Chinese Apps in Massive Protest

'They might catch a cold'! DC Mayor Muriel Bowser apparently believes getting rained on is worse than possibly dying from COVID19

If you suspect you may have COVID19 or may have been exposed to someone with COVID19, we regret to inform you that all D.C. public testing sites are closed today.

Advertisement

But before you get too upset, know that there’s a very good reason they’re closed.

Here, let Mayor Muriel Bowser explain:

Wow. Inclement weather, huh? Sounds pretty serious. So what is it? A tornado? Ice storm? Blizzard?

Turns out it’s even worse than any of those.

As serious as it gets.

Because, you guys, it’s raining.

Water is literally falling from the sky. Newman doesn’t work in the rain; you sure as hell can’t expect COVID19 testing sites to!

Advertisement

D.C. gonna D.C.

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement