There may be more important news stories today, but you won't see a weirder story than this one and that is what we, at Twitchy, specialize in.
I have nobody to talk to about this pic.twitter.com/2nSTsnMFjj
— Taylor Day (@TABYTCHI) September 30, 2026
This 'couple' is charged with trying to burn down a house. If you think that is a child in the video, that's reasonable.
It's not. He's a man in his twenties. Of course, we are using the word 'man' very loosely here.
This isnt even the weirdest thing about them pic.twitter.com/875FfIiXIv
— Taylor Day (@TABYTCHI) September 30, 2026
That'll make you dry heave.
Straight of the deliverance film set https://t.co/Ggd4clSobH
— KJW (@Hawkesbay69) September 30, 2026
The 'Little People' edition.
A new sitcom idea about an incompetent white trash duo sprang into my head just now.... https://t.co/UzdbudmUvI
— Jack Cochran (@TheJackCochran) September 30, 2026
And the girl looks like GI Jane, Great Value edition, and the man looks like he belongs in Willy Wonka land.
I think we're all on our own with this one. https://t.co/hbIZwjfW2W
— Aaallrighty (@aaallrighty) September 30, 2026
The man walking on his tippy toes is the cherry on top of this one.
aye man…everybody needs somebody 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️ https://t.co/QSdUs2wKbs
— 😋 (@musikfreakazoid) September 30, 2026
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Proving once again, there is a lid for every pot.
The guard scootin that manlet up to the neck lmao https://t.co/DLswlpvpwZ
— Stitchy Betsy Ross 🇺🇸 (@StitchyBetsy) September 30, 2026
That had to take away the last shred of his dignity.
idk but i feel like this couple is related. https://t.co/nHHwV8PJyZ
— ℒ𝒶ℒ𝒶 🐘 (@LaLaSaidThis) September 30, 2026
That's a fair accusation, honestly.
What in the Hills have eyes is going on?! https://t.co/oNiZi3AOKc
— Nia Rich 🎶 (@TheRealNiaRich) September 30, 2026
Unfortunately, these two both have mental problems and drug addiction issues. They both need to be locked up in a mental institution and forced into rehab like they used to do in the early 80s
— Rielle Chase (@rielle_chase) September 30, 2026
In a just world.
His lawyer is going to use the Billy Joel defense. Wee Didn't Start the Fire.
— 'The Mysterious' Jon Burrows (@realjonburrows) September 30, 2026
Maybe he'll say the guy is too little to play with matches.
I might get the ban hammer if I say anything about these freaks. 🤣
— Wellington’s Spurs (@WellingtonSpurs) September 30, 2026
It's a fine line to walk.
They always wanna blame the leprechaun…
— Cyfluthrin (@CyfIuthrin) September 30, 2026
I have so many questions regarding Dakota. Couldn't care less about Felishitty.
— Crash (@crashunfiltered) September 30, 2026
Maybe there is more to him, but we just can't see it because of all the camouflage.
Probably headed to small claims court.
— Reformed_Lawyer (@LawyerReformed) September 30, 2026
Womp-womp.
Do those 2 know what's going on or did they just discover fire. I have questions? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
— CharlesDaHammer (@CharlsDaHammer) September 30, 2026
If they looked different every one would say something else wouldn't they ? Just saying.
— Vivian from Michigan (@ViviansVisions) September 30, 2026
It would certainly be a much less interesting story.
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