Dead man walking Beto O’Rourke strolled onto the set of “Late Night” last night, where he fielded a lame question about Ted Cruz from Seth Meyers with what he no doubt thought was a clever response:
.@sethmeyers, noting the challenge of standing out in the crowded 2020 debates, asks @BetoORourke, “Do you ever miss how easy it was to be different from Ted Cruz?”
“Where is Ted Cruz when you need him?” O’Rourke quips.
— Patrick Svitek (@PatrickSvitek) July 24, 2019
Narrator: It was not a clever response. It did, however, offer Ted Cruz a golden opportunity to twist the knife:
…in the Senate. https://t.co/xUWakSxZRa
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) July 24, 2019
We’re gonna bypass 9-1-1 and just go ahead and call the undertaker.
Damn. https://t.co/9m2WFSKnA8
— BT (@back_ttys) July 24, 2019
LOL savage
— Diane DeVito (@dianedev29) July 24, 2019
Brutal. Just brutal.
— Brown Man Speaketh ?? (@BrownManSpeak) July 24, 2019
— Harold Stickeehans (@StickeeNotes) July 24, 2019
He’s going to need some aloe vera for that burn! ?
— Maria Elena Vazquez (@viva_libertad34) July 24, 2019
— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) July 24, 2019
— The High Evolutionary (@TeflonGeek) July 24, 2019
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) July 24, 2019
Zodiac's body count grows
My God
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) July 24, 2019
You killed him just like you killed all those other people
— Barstool News Network (@BarstoolNewsN) July 24, 2019
— BizKiTFAN4EvEr4206969 (@lamarls) July 24, 2019
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