We’d like to apologize. Because we’ve had Kamala Harris pegged all wrong. See, all this time, we’ve thought she was a flaming moron, but clearly, she’s a closet genius. Because only a brilliant mind could repeat a line like this with a straight face:
“We know that if we want to live in a world that looks more like Wakanda, the first step is you invest in some women and girls.” #WakandaForeverhttps://t.co/aSyj6GPrFT
— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) December 10, 2018
Guys. You guys.
This is the best tweet I've ever seen https://t.co/y9e17sImhg
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) December 11, 2018
It’s at least in the top ten.
This is also 100% my take on the situation
— Will J. (@Will_Johnson15) December 11, 2018
BRB, we’re busy being dazzled over here. You all are, too, aren’t you?
You want the world to look more like a cartoon ethno-state?
— James Dietrich (@HiThere144) December 10, 2018
I heard Wakanda has a Wall and strict immigration policies.
— Adrian (@Adrian_S29) December 11, 2018
King T'Chaka literally built a wall to stop immigration into the country.
— KZalew (@KZalew) December 11, 2018
I could have sworn that Wakanda was ruled by an authoritarian male monarch
— Unaccountable BureauCat (@UnAcctBureaucat) December 11, 2018
So we want to pick our leader based on a bloodline and make them fight to the death for the throne?
— WS Lunch (@banker88NY) December 11, 2018
You mean a tiny monarchic state with vast wealth and technological knowledge that isn’t shared with the dozens of poor nations that surround it?
— Ian Haworth (@ighaworth) December 10, 2018
But first, don’t we need to locate a vibranium meteorite? Another congress member completely out of touch with the real world.
— TraumaDude (@TraumaDude1) December 11, 2018
it would also help to discover a giant magical space rock
tbqh that actually might be the more important thing pic.twitter.com/DIf51OfPP2
— Sonny Bunch (@SonnyBunch) December 11, 2018
Except you’d never let us mine the vibranium which is the lifeblood of their civilization.
— Kick_Buttowski (@KickButtowski33) December 11, 2018
OK, well, other than all that stuff … Harris is totally onto something.
Or maybe just on something.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) December 11, 2018
Yikes lol
— Rice with a B (@curby_brice) December 11, 2018
Are we not entertained?
Kamala Harris is basically Boomer AOC now. I hope she doesn't do an Instagram live to try and get the kids to Pokemon go and vote.
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) December 11, 2018
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