Start the engine. The show is ready to begin….
— Ron Thorin (@RonTh310) March 7, 2017
Well, you can give Sean Spicer credit for this much … at least the guy knows how to get a buzz going:
Unexplained addition by WH press staffers ahead of today's press briefing: a small wooden table. pic.twitter.com/c5ikEOD4Ad
— Ali Vitali (@alivitali) March 7, 2017
Innnnnteresting.
omg @darth, what could this be for??? https://t.co/Kb9YPdXKfn
— Frank Thorp V (@frankthorp) March 7, 2017
Here are a few possibilities:
number of iphones for one hospital visit frank @frankthorp pic.twitter.com/fQWqfGXA1q
— darth™ (@darth) March 7, 2017
"lol dont believe this fucking guy"@frankthorp pic.twitter.com/kYFhMtpDlD
— darth™ (@darth) March 7, 2017
"any other questions"@frankthorp @hillofbeans17 pic.twitter.com/Qf8jZ1BIDh
— darth™ (@darth) March 7, 2017
And there’s plenty more speculation where that came from:
Is Clint Eastwood going to come out and have a conversation with it?
— Harm to ongoing matter (@EdPlunkett) March 7, 2017
Spicer needs more places to stick his gum wads?
— John Palubski (@JohnPalubski) March 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/dingerc/status/839177419051261952
Uh oh Spicer's actually going to use props. Art becomes life!
— That's Just Like Your Opinion, Man (@josh_kohler) March 7, 2017
Recommended
For the box of props. He is going full Carrot Top today.
— Cling 2 Reality (@Cling2Reality) March 7, 2017
I think a watermelon goes on the table and @PressSec comes out with a sledgehammer!
— Captain Oblivious (@Captain_Ovbious) March 7, 2017
MAGIC SHOW!!!!
— josephcouture (@josephcouture) March 7, 2017
I watch pro wrestling, I know what's happening next. Get away from the table.
— Anger Mouse (@JeremyRoss15) March 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/AdamBlickstein/status/839171141059108864
It's for the Ginsu knives demonstration. https://t.co/4H0T1z2v2N
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) March 7, 2017
Lots of water to reload the super soaker Sean Spicer will have.
— Kyle (@Kentroyals5) March 7, 2017
The front row will have to wear plastic ponchos.
— Cyn (@SpacecoastStick) March 7, 2017
Breaking: @presssec unveils "table of shame"; will force one reporter to sit at the little table for entire presser https://t.co/SkMPl2JXe6
— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) March 7, 2017
@CNN should be concerned. It's not an ordinary table. It's actually a 'chopping block'.
— Joelon Wilson (@futureicon) March 7, 2017
At the most dramatic moment of the briefing, Reince Priebus's head will be placed there.
— Matt Desmond (@matthewfdesmond) March 7, 2017
Guess we’ll have to tune in for the big reveal.
The only reason now to follow WH press briefings: unexpected appearance of unexplained props
— Daniel Knaack (@DanielKnaack) March 7, 2017
***
Update:
At last, we have our answer:
https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/839182151459405825
Talk about anti-climactic.
They're gonna compare healthcare bill sizes, it appears pic.twitter.com/EybSfXrJMD
— Jordan Fabian (@Jordanfabian) March 7, 2017
Reminder: The GOP bill just keeps a lot of stuff that's in the one on the right. https://t.co/sBp6vdieJV
— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) March 7, 2017
https://twitter.com/davidharsanyi/status/839183553032249344
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