Spoutin’ of Youth: Geraldo Says Today’s Dems Were Just ‘Kids’ When They Held...
Abdul El-Sayed Says He Gets ‘Older Sister Energy’ From Rashida Tlaib
Sam Stein, David Axelrod, Harvey Levin Also Upset for Reporters Left to Die...
Alyssa Farah Griffin Giggles Over 'Crazy Woke 1' — Forgets the Jobs and...
Scott Galloway Says Gavin Newsom Will Be Dems’ 2028 Presidential Pick for All...
Banner Year, Guys: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Owns the Democrats Simply by Describing Their...
Abigail Spanberger Claims She Had the BEST TIME at Old Fiddler's Convention (We...
What Is She UP to: Hillary Clinton Tries Pushing ANOTHER Trump Lie on...
CNN Hosts Triggered by Trump's Escape From Iranian Threat
The Barbarians Are at the Gates. And the Stakes Have Never Been Higher.
AWKWARD! Sooo ... ABOUT Those 'Republicans for Talarico'? Yeah, RIP to THAT Campaign...
WI Dem Explains WHY He's 'Unironically' Likely Voting R for Gov With DISTURBING...
Won't Someone PLEASE Think About the REPORTERS?! Jake Tapper Hits ALL New Self-Awareness...
Royce White Is Being Misgendered and It Needs to Stop RIGHT NOW
Scott Jennings Breaks Out Puppets and Crayons Explaining How SECURITY Works to CNN...

'HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME, AMERICA': Salon sets sights on ruining July Fourth

The Fourth of July is nearly here, and that can mean only one thing: It’s time for lefty media twerps to find a way to ruin it.

And heeeeeeere’s Salon!

Advertisement

Read it and facepalm:

The most important lesson you learn on the environment beat is that nearly everything we humans do has consequences, oftentimes dangerous ones. And according to a new study from scientists at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, that includes celebrating our nation’s independence with fireworks displays, which cause levels of harmful particle pollution to spike significantly each July 4th.

Yeah? And?

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/615925036902277120

Hate to break it to you, Salon, but we’re still here. We’ve somehow managed to celebrate our independence for years and years without breathing ourselves to death.

Maybe that’s why Salon’s so annoyed.

Advertisement

Serious question: Would it kill Salon to let us have a little fun once in a while?

https://twitter.com/chadfelixg/status/615924587101077504

Geez. Salon, shut up already. Leave us — and Independence Day — alone:

https://twitter.com/chrimyer/status/615930736865099780

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos