'More machine than man now': Harry Reid fought the treadmill — and 'the treadmill won' [video]

As Twitchy reported, Harry Reid, recently injured in an, um, “exercise accident,” was forced to “work from home” at the Ritz-Carlton today. But he was nice enough to record a message for the 114th Congress:

A video message from Senator Reid: http://t.co/j4YqLZocER

— Senator Harry Reid (@SenatorReid) January 6, 2015

He spouted the same sort of soft-voiced drivel as always, natch:

From @SenatorReid "middle class is being squeezed literally out of existence." https://t.co/ryInw3IXis @CEAChair call your office

— Major Garrett (@MajorCBS) January 6, 2015

But honestly, did he think anyone would be paying any attention to what he was saying when his face looks like that?

Ouch. pic.twitter.com/Pho06d5mNx

— Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) January 6, 2015

https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/552563734397587456

That must’ve been one hell of an exercise accident …

https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/552564704049377280

@moody Jesus. I think the treadmill won this one.

— Molly Ball (@mollyesque) January 6, 2015

HOLY SHIT. RT @DanFosterType Jeebus, Reid looks how I feel. RT @SenatorReid: A video message from Senator Reid: http://t.co/OAedctQipA

— Matthew DesOrmeaux ⚜ (@authoridad) January 6, 2015

Know what? Harry Reid looks like he got the shit beat out of him. That was no accident.

— RBe (@RBPundit) January 6, 2015

How long til we can admit this was the mob? RT @moody: Harry Reid made a video today. https://t.co/36yLreyqqg pic.twitter.com/jMiJlyIboB

— Mollie (@MZHemingway) January 6, 2015

Reid looks like he got mauled by a pitbull, not slapped by an exercise band. pic.twitter.com/U72C7bQWZ7

— Matthew DesOrmeaux ⚜ (@authoridad) January 6, 2015

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/552569107259084801

And you guys thought Mitch McConnell wouldn't be tough or aggressive enough as Majority Leader. pic.twitter.com/wdu3ZgtS0C

— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) January 6, 2015

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/552563723484024834

"He's more machine now than man. His mind is twisted and evil" RT @moody Harry Reid made a video today pic.twitter.com/ceDHnapV6A

— Nino (@baldingschemer) January 6, 2015

Or maybe, he’s just straight-up gangsta.

pic.twitter.com/mZ3VzjCKb9

— jon gabriel (@exjon) January 6, 2015

Nah.