'They will jump, they mean it'! Is this DCCC's most pathetic email yet? [screenshots]

@AndrewHClark @dccc they will jump, they mean it

— Ben Smith (@BenSmithDC) October 7, 2014

Is anyone available to do a wellness check on the DCCC? Things are apparently looking pretty bleak over there …

https://twitter.com/AbiWoods20/status/519279550350757888

Yes, that’s from an actual DCCC email. Here’s are some screenshots to prove it:

https://twitter.com/AndrewHClark/status/519280914040246273

DCCC officially gives up: pic.twitter.com/mI7z1ATVZb

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) October 7, 2014

Wow … way to woo voters, guys!

really .@DCCC could you be MORE doom & gloom? "It's over. Zero chance. Goodbye" this is encouraging folks NOT to vote. becuz "Why bother?"

— (((Lordy ?? DocHolly?))) (@docholly) October 7, 2014

I don't think sending an email "It's over. Zero Chance. Goodbye." is a great fundraising strategy. Not very inspiring. #CampaignSeason

— Johanna P (@JohannaAP25) October 7, 2014

Not very inspiring, no. But it’s plenty entertaining to watch the Dems wallow in despair. Can’t wait to see what they’ll throw at us next!

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