Based on her advice for gathering information, she’d fit right in with the other wordsmiths on Team Obama:
Count all the words in the book instead of reading them. Count all the objects in the room without classifying them.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) July 11, 2014
Profound stuff, as usual.
https://twitter.com/GayPatriot/status/487705543281102849
https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/487710400851361792
https://twitter.com/nouseforahandle/status/487701829447593984
Has anyone ever said to Yoko Ono, “seriously, what the fuck are you talking about?”
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) July 11, 2014
At least once a day since 1967 RT @charlescwcooke: Has anyone ever said to Yoko Ono, “seriously, what the fuck are you talking about?”
— The H2 (@TheH2) July 11, 2014
Count all the brain cells in your head, That didn't take long. @yokoono @charlescwcooke
— Wit'sEnd (@Nayrue) July 11, 2014
@yokoono Another acid flashback? @charlescwcooke
— Gary Eaton (@garysteveneaton) July 11, 2014
@yokoono Count your fingers instead of bananas. Count the number of seeds on a strawberry, then throw it away in front of a hungry child.
— Dr. Kankokage (@kankokage) July 11, 2014
RT @yokoono: Count all the words in the book instead of reading them. Count all the objects in the room without classifying them–idiotic.
— James C Mulligan (@MulliganJimmy) July 11, 2014
“@yokoono: Count all the words in the book instead of reading them. Count all the objects in the room without classifying them.” —WTH???
— Paul Streby (@pgstreby) July 11, 2014
Recommended
https://twitter.com/kerrybee/status/487711331806478336
https://twitter.com/Politillogic/status/487716314182459392
Yoko, this is terrible advice. Seriously. @yokoono "Count all the words in the book instead of reading them."
— Bruno Maddox (@brunmad) July 11, 2014
True, but bear this in mind: Things could be much, much worse.
https://twitter.com/czechov/status/487708283965145088
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