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Sparkling wit! Albert Brooks hops aboard the Chris Christie fat joke bandwagon

Get it? Because Chris Christie is fat! He’s fat, you guys! Like an elephant, only fatter! Brooks and Chris Matthews should totes team up and take their act on the road.

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Thing is, last time we checked, Brooks wasn’t exactly godly physical specimen himself. But let him sit in his glass house and throw stones. Something tells us that Gov. Christie won’t be crying into his pillow anytime soon.

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