Oh, baby: Honest Toddler reveals presidential platform

The Honest Toddler has announced his last-minute candidacy for president and revealed a pretty compelling presidential platform:

If you vote for me tomorrow I will make sure no cat goes unhugged and no dog, unsaddled.

— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) November 5, 2012

I will also force the terrible people at Raisin Bran to cease production effective immediately.

— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) November 5, 2012

I will make quinoa illegal and 10% juice drink (red) will flow through the streets.

— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) November 5, 2012

If you vote for me I will also make Pop Tarts an anytime food.

— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) November 5, 2012

If you vote for me I will keep infants out of the park and off the streets. That is my promise.

— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) November 5, 2012

If you vote for me I will make dippin dots a side dish in every home.

— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) November 5, 2012

If you vote for me I will do what no president has done and *take care* of Ruby. I will set Max free once and for all!

— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) November 5, 2012

I will give Oscar a home and find Big Bird a forever family.

— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) November 5, 2012

Everyone who votes for me will get a balloon, pack of gum, and nunchucks.

— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) November 5, 2012

Sweet!

If this run proves fruitless, we hope that President Romney will have some room for this kid in his cabinet.