Go figure! Apparently Elizabeth Warren’s promise to let a young trans person choose her Secretary of Education wasn’t the slam-dunk with Iowa Democratic voters she thought it might be. Because, while Iowa caucus results are all over the damn place, she was most definitely not the winner.
We’re sure her ego’s still plenty bruised right now, and the last thing she needs is anyone rubbing her nose in her colossal failure. Too bad we don’t really care what she needs. That’s why we don’t feel even remotely bad about sharing this with all of you:
When you see it. pic.twitter.com/5s4Fz0k0Fy
— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) February 5, 2020
Do you see it?
— Ryan Brown (@ReallyRyanBrown) February 5, 2020
Hahaha it took me a minute.
— Nickarama (@Nickarama1) February 5, 2020
Took a minute.
— MIKE BRESLIN’S POINTLESS TWEETS (@mikebreslin815) February 5, 2020
But Hashmi’s right. When you see it …
Look closely at who didn’t win this county: pic.twitter.com/1oWwBptPuL
— Ellen Carmichael (@ellencarmichael) February 4, 2020
That’s just … chef’s kiss. Mwah!
You mean not even Pocahontas county voted for Warren?
— ProLife NavyBrat (@SheriAlba) February 5, 2020
How did she not make the top 4 there?!
— Fusilli Spock (@awstar11) February 5, 2020
She only received 1/1,024th delegate
— Fuzzy Dunlop (@FuzzyDunlop235) February 5, 2020
@ewarren This has to hurt.
— Baseball Guy for President 2020 (@baseball_cali) February 5, 2020
If Warren isn't winning there, she's toast
— Gavin Hayes (@Gavin_B_Hayes) February 5, 2020