Christmas is just around the corner, and you know what that means: More thinkpieces and whining about how “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” is an anti-woman rape anthem.

No doubt he’s well aware that resistance is futile, but William Shatner is nevertheless trying to do his part to mitigate the impending flood of outrage:

Ha!

Winter may be upon us, but Shatner’s got no time for snowflakes.

And that’s just the way we like him.