It’s all happening! The press conference with Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, we mean:
I'm at the press conference with Burkman and Wohl. pic.twitter.com/11CrtBe0nN
— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018
Wohl is arguing with a reporter about whether or not he was filmed in Arizona
— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018
Bussed in MOB pic.twitter.com/BSDYKXYlIc
— Jacob Wohl (@JacobAWohl) November 1, 2018
This bus is definitely not here for this presser https://t.co/Mz4gJuvqPz
— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018
Lol the bus left pic.twitter.com/oYdu2FBtsg
— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018
Are we having fun yet? If not, stick around. Because it gets better:
Now we wait pic.twitter.com/FegPc7xgKJ
— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018
.@TrueFactsStated is here explaining the inflatable rat. pic.twitter.com/Si1iizhTrI
— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018
The Wohl / Burkman press conference has been stymied by the fact that their much-hyped witness failed to show at all. pic.twitter.com/kDbj8bj8V8
— Will Sommer (@willsommer) November 1, 2018
They've passed out two documents: one is a memo from Sure Fire Intelligence, the other a press release from the FBI dated August 6, 2010. pic.twitter.com/FYwyAbzbNT
— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018
Wohl says his client contacted him because his firm, Sure Fire Intelligence, was going to handle an estate matter. He says he default position is "not to believe women." Burkman says his firm did "intense vetting"—shocking for a firm formed so recently? pic.twitter.com/mINMAzJDgM
— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018
Wohl is now walking through the accusation, saying his client was "brutally raped" by Mueller. There's already inconsistencies between his account and the docs handed out. pic.twitter.com/rM5I4FA7jH
— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018
Burkman says Wohl is a child prodigy who eclipses Mozart
— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018
Amazing. And there’s still more!
Jack Burkman's fly is down. ???
— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018
Before you ask, yes. There is a picture:
Sorry pic.twitter.com/bxXtZJG9u3
— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) November 1, 2018
There’s definitely a metaphor in there somewhere …
That's the 15th worst thing happening to him right now.
— Brian Nielsen, Colorado cheesehead (@cheesypoof23) November 1, 2018
Wtf I love this timeline now. https://t.co/53V9G1zEdZ
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) November 1, 2018
“And in conclusion…”
*pants fall down, tie rolls up and smacks him in the face*
— Stefan Sirucek (@sirstefan) November 1, 2018
If only.
THIS IS TOO MUCH
— i bless the rains down in Castamere (@Chinchillazllla) November 1, 2018
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