As Twitchy told you, junior supergenius Jacob Wohl is finally getting all that attention, now that “Surefire Intelligence” has been linked to an apparent attempt to bribe women to make sexual assault allegations against Robert Mueller.

So, if you’re like most people, you’re probably wondering exactly who’s behind Surefire Intelligence. Well, consider the mystery solved:

But wait! There’s more!

Did you think it couldn’t get better still? Think again:

We … can’t … breathe …

It really is fantastic.

Wohl would definitely have a strong case.

Well, Jacob thinks you can. But no, you really can’t.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with an additional tweet.