As Twitchy told you earlier, Nancy Pelosi basically handed the GOP its midterm ad campaign on a silver platter when she said that the Democrats will raise taxes if they take back the House. But that’s not the story here. At least not according to USA Today:

Because of course.

Works every time it’s tried.

So much pouncing!

Seriously. Where’s their spirit of spontaneity? It’s sad enough that we can’t take the media seriously. The least they could do is try to keep us on our toes. But is there anyone who didn’t see the “pounce” angle coming from a million miles away?

Keep up the good work, USA Today and friends. It’s working out great for you so far.