London Mayor Sadiq Khan’s knife control campaign isn’t stupid enough on its face … so it needs some actual faces to make it even stupider.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Office of the South Yorkshire Police and Crime Commissioner:

Has anyone in the history of ever thought there was a “safe place” to stab someone? Besides maybe the person who came up with this ridiculous campaign?



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