London Mayor Sadiq Khan’s knife control campaign isn’t stupid enough on its face … so it needs some actual faces to make it even stupider.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Office of the South Yorkshire Police and Crime Commissioner:
Find positive activities to channel your energy and help you avoid dangerous situations. This will also help you meet others living knife free. #knifefree pic.twitter.com/0QHUjVlRqD
— Office of SYPCC (@SYPCC) April 4, 2018
If you find yourself in a confrontation, you have a choice – pulling a knife can escalate the situation and put you in serious danger. #knifefree pic.twitter.com/Tu5JTpmywT
— Office of SYPCC (@SYPCC) April 5, 2018
Going knife free can be a brave and difficult choice – but your life will be better for it. pic.twitter.com/bbT9YNTMus
— Office of SYPCC (@SYPCC) April 6, 2018
Remember, it’s never too late to change your life. You are full of potential, and there are always options open to you – even if they aren’t clear in the moment. #knifefree pic.twitter.com/2m3Lh0KDbG
— Office of SYPCC (@SYPCC) April 7, 2018
99% of young people aged 10–29 don’t carry a knife. #knifefree – https://t.co/OxOhtGw4i6 pic.twitter.com/KiusurLaRt
— Office of SYPCC (@SYPCC) April 8, 2018
People who carry a weapon are more likely to be hospitalised with an injury caused by violence. #knifefree – https://t.co/OxOhtGw4i6 pic.twitter.com/np1OJN9RQc
— Office of SYPCC (@SYPCC) April 9, 2018
There is no ‘safe place’ to stab someone – any stab can be fatal – and the consequences will be just as severe. #knifefree pic.twitter.com/yAD6HlBGNC
— Office of SYPCC (@SYPCC) April 10, 2018
Has anyone in the history of ever thought there was a “safe place” to stab someone? Besides maybe the person who came up with this ridiculous campaign?
This isn't a parody account? How is anyone taking this seriously?
— Dan B (@LanchestersCube) April 10, 2018
— CarrionCassette ? (@CarrionCassette) April 10, 2018
Even The Onion couldn't come up with this campaign. #Knifefree living, fellow kids! https://t.co/MqhffykBiX
— Inez Stepman (@InezFeltscher) April 10, 2018
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