It’s time for some game theory … but it’s gonna cost you ten bucks a month, suckas:

At $10 a month, that’s a steal!

No, it’s literally a steal. Garland is stealing from you.

Of course, if you’re willing to give Eric Garland money for special access to his hot takes, you kinda deserve to get robbed.

But from the looks of things, Garland shouldn’t go out and buy that yacht just yet:

Looks like Christmas came early this year.

Oh, he be serious. Which is what makes this so great.

Just sit back and enjoy the show.

We’d chip in for that!

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional text and tweets.

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