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'You CAN'T be serious'! Eric 'Game Theory' Garland gets ROASTED for new business venture

It’s time for some game theory … but it’s gonna cost you ten bucks a month, suckas:

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At $10 a month, that’s a steal!

No, it’s literally a steal. Garland is stealing from you.

https://twitter.com/bendreyfuss/status/960994731328180227

Of course, if you’re willing to give Eric Garland money for special access to his hot takes, you kinda deserve to get robbed.

But from the looks of things, Garland shouldn’t go out and buy that yacht just yet:

https://twitter.com/Willy_Chilly_/status/960956251852165120

https://twitter.com/bardguy/status/960919639726305280

https://twitter.com/MtAiryGrl/status/960926711541129216

https://twitter.com/LuvThatSuze/status/960944006434828294

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https://twitter.com/sweetherald/status/960954154222018562

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Looks like Christmas came early this year.

https://twitter.com/woke_lore/status/960998203654107136

Oh, he be serious. Which is what makes this so great.

https://twitter.com/bkerogers/status/960924222062317568

https://twitter.com/bkerogers/status/960996791033454598

Just sit back and enjoy the show.

https://twitter.com/torriangray/status/960996063044775936

We’d chip in for that!

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional text and tweets.

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