It was back in 2022, I think, when Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said that her critics were just mad because they couldn't date her and they were projecting their weird sexual frustrations onto her. I know this is a stupid topic, but we've covered a lot of stupid topics thanks to AOC. I mean, it was just last month that she posted a video of herself preparing to freeze her eggs.
As I've noticed, TMZ has been getting more and more into politics, with Harvey Levin shooting videos about how the Anthony Fauci hearing was "heartbreaking" and McCarthy-like. He also made a video about the brave reporters who were left to perish on President Trump's death jet out of Turkey.
On Tuesday, TMZ let us know that AOC "is officially back on the market," but not exactly accepting any conservative applicants.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is officially back on the market but shares with TMZ DC's @hicharliecotton that Republicans probably shouldn't bother swiping right. 😬 pic.twitter.com/5klpa7TNPC
— TMZ (@TMZ) September 1, 2026
I wasn't impressed by the video, but I was a bit taken aback that Nancy Mace stan Jarvis would post something so disloyal:
The racism leaving my body so I can hit on AOC: https://t.co/WALFYUhx6D pic.twitter.com/Sb4jP9435K
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) September 1, 2026
Boy.
— Nancy Mace (@NancyMace) September 2, 2026
Oh, snap! Caught!
— Izengabe (@Izengabe_) September 1, 2026
Only you can convert her. pic.twitter.com/WOlOABvEdJ
— Recliner (@Recliningdad) September 1, 2026
We editors confess a lot of things in these VIP posts, so let me confess that I don't find AOC attractive. I'm not Alex Stein, who shouted at her as she walked into the Capitol that she was his "favorite big-booty Latina."
TMZ even wrote up the remark as a story:
— TMZ (@TMZ) September 1, 2026
Taming of the Shrew LFG
— Ron Bassilian (@Ron4California) September 1, 2026
The kind of person who’d swipe right already agrees with her on everything, treats politics like a personality, and doesn’t mind that every date might end up as content.
— Just Some Guy. (@PoliInsider) September 1, 2026
The pool is self-selecting.
Well. That’s some great journalism you have there. I’m sure you’re very proud.
— Blobert (@Bob_Joober) September 1, 2026
We know she only has eyes for @alexstein99 and we respect that.
— Just 0's & 1's (@Body_Hauler) September 2, 2026
So Elon still has a shot.
— Brian Moore (@BrianMo74596603) September 2, 2026
Has she actually seen the absolute state Democrat men these days?
— Gorbag (@Uruk_hai_HR) September 1, 2026
James Talarico is single.
These PR stunts are uncomfortably bad
— et tu brute (@HMcBTR) September 1, 2026
Her team is working though. You’re looking at the DNC primary winner. To their own detriment, I may add.
I was honestly surprised more people weren't admonishing the reporter for being sexist and unserious.
Imagine coming home from work and hearing this:
🔥 LMAO! AOC whipped out her BLACK ACCENT today while speaking to a crowd of Al Sharpton's bussed-in black folks in DC
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) August 28, 2026
And SEVERAL TIMES the "accent" started slipping, causing her to stutter 🤣
These people are so fake 😂
"There is a TIIIIDE RISIN' in this country, brothers… pic.twitter.com/pPxCXGXt1P
She might be back on the market, but her eyes are on the 2028 nomination.
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