I needed a whiteboard, a nap, and possibly an entire pot of coffee to figure this one out.
Laura Loomer, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Greene’s daughter Lauren, and Milo Yiannopoulos are in a bizarre group chat nobody asked to join, and the subject line is “Who slept where in Rome, Georgia?”
Here’s the part that is not a fever dream.
ICE grabbed Milo at the New Orleans airport last week and sent the British visa-overstayer home to the U.K.
Loomer immediately took a victory lap and, while she had the mic, demanded DOJ look at Greene for “hiring and harboring” him. That is the simple sentence.
Everything after that is interior decorating as a blood sport.
Why did your mom hire Milo?
— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) August 28, 2026
He’s an illegal alien. Here screenshots from when he wrote your mom’s book. The interior of the house matches the interior of the Rome, Georgia house your mom was living in when Milo worked for her.
There’s also videos of Milo walking out of your… https://t.co/7yaWPPxkPq pic.twitter.com/6e5InjLsdM
Lauren Greene jumped in to say she lived at mom’s Rome house, Milo never did, and Loomer should stop inventing roommates.
Loomer fired back with screenshots she says show Milo ghostwriting a book from that same house, plus the eternal question of why a man would be on the property at 4 AM during a swatting.
Greene then called Loomer a vile liar, said that is not her living room, she never hired Milo to write that book, and — this is my favorite beat — maybe he wrote Laura’s book, on one of the campaigns Laura lost. Twice.
So, scorecard, because I like you and I want you to keep your weekend:
True-ish: Milo interned for Greene in 2022. He said so himself. He is now Britain’s problem again.
Still screaming: Did he live there, or just visit like a chaotic intern with a laptop? Whose sofa is in the photo? Who actually hired whom to type what? I
am not refereeing the throw pillows.
I am just noting that MAGA civil wars now come with floor plans. If your Saturday requires a daughter, a former congresswoman, an influencer, a deported intern, and a debate about crown molding, you do not have a scandal. You have a sitcom pitch.
Anyway. Milo’s on a plane. The house still exists. The receipts are in the quote-tweet.
I’m going to go touch grass before somebody asks me to explain all of this again.
============================================================
Related:
OUCH! Mike Rogers Uses 'Alpha' Little Man Abdul El-Sayed's SELF-OWN to EMASCULATE Him in BRUTAL Post
No WAY, Eh! Canadian Warns Americans That We Don't Know How MAD They REALLY Are at Us and ROFLMAO
Dana Bash Tries SO Hard to Make Tom Homan Feel BAD About Deporting Illegals — That Was DUMB (Watch)
COPE Accordingly: Lake America OFFICIALLY on Google Maps and Our Lefty Pals Just Can't DEEEEAL
Abdul El-Sayed Posts His CLIP With Jesse Watters About the Roads Like It Was a GOOD Thing and HOOBOY
It's Like the WORST JOKE: Jessica Tarlov, James Talarico, and Mark Cuban Walk Into a Bar ...
============================================================
