You ever have a moment where you're at work and you think to yourself, 'Self, they pay you to do this.' Welp, I am certainly having such a moment this morning as I am pulling all of the best (and worst) Tim Walz/horse memes from Twitter.
In case you're a sane, normal person who doesn't partake in this silliness, this all stems from a rumor about Walz ingesting horse semen. Yes, I made the same face. Anywho, as you can imagine, the memes of Walz with horses are OFF THE CHARTS, but the only way I can actually share them here is if I do it behind the paywall so Google doesn't punish us. So, if you want to look at these memes all you've gotta do is sign up for Twitchy VIP, and since I'm such a nice person, I'll even give you 50% off if you use the code COMMIEWALZ. I know, HORSEWALZ would be funnier BUT those darn marketing people ... psh.
May I say before you begin looking through these, my bad.
— Vin Tanner (@VinTanner417682) August 8, 2024
But OMG-LOL, we all need a laugh now more than ever AND those jackwads keep pushing the lie about Vance having sex with a couch so all is fair in love and politics. PS: No horses were actually harmed in the writing of this article.
The horse when it sees Tim Walz entering the stable pic.twitter.com/GocWXeaiPU
— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) August 7, 2024
Here we go.
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Walz pic.twitter.com/vB2doEzcoh
— ᴍʏ ᴡɪʟʟᴏᴡ ᴍᴇᴍᴇꜱ🇺🇲 (@MyWillowMemes) August 7, 2024
Oh man.
Pete Buttigieg incognito at the next Tim Walz campaign event. pic.twitter.com/JnCaxKcOve
— THAT SOUTHERN DUDE (@TSDmemes) August 7, 2024
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Ok, so I know I shouldn't laugh at this one, but I did.
#GooGuzzlerWalz #StolenValorWalz pic.twitter.com/jNHqYMEwRI
— LottaFaChina (@LottaFaChina) August 7, 2024s
Ummm.
— Rocky Hall (@genxsixtynine) August 8, 2024
Heh.
“AHHHHHHH I’M TIM WALZ, I BANG HORSES AND PRETEND I SERVED IN IRAQ AHHHHHH” pic.twitter.com/bpzW967ACV
— David Santa Carla 🦇 (@TheOnlyDSC) August 8, 2024
THE CAPS! OOOOOH THE CAPS!
Tampon Tim has a darker, not so secret, secret. pic.twitter.com/pLD79f4zcx
— Captain Sou (@SouSanDiego) August 7, 2024
*snort*
— ᴍʏ ᴡɪʟʟᴏᴡ ᴍᴇᴍᴇꜱ🇺🇲 (@MyWillowMemes) August 7, 2024
Yeah, that's weirder.
And speaking of weirder:
— Add Your Name (@youmadyeahhemad) August 8, 2024
Oof.
— Michael T. Foster (@realmfoster) August 7, 2024
Dude.
— Big Mike Obama (@FondilMuhballs) August 8, 2024
Bro.
— Biggy Johnson 🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@Biggie_Johnson6) August 8, 2024
Yeah, I got nothin'.
— Big Mike Obama (@FondilMuhballs) August 8, 2024
Kamala sure can pick 'em.
— Big Mike Obama (@FondilMuhballs) August 8, 2024
Heck, who knows, this 'rumor' might get Walz more votes considering who the Democrats pander to these days.