*Cue the super sad, mopey, depressing Sarah McLachlan song about how she will remember us while pictures of Twitchy peeps looking sad and hungry go by on the screen*
Did you know that for just $.13 a day, you can keep a Twitchy Editor or Writer from ending up on the streets? It's true. Ok, well not exactly (everything is freaking EXPENSIVE under Biden these days), BUT that $.13 a day will definitely help keep the lights on around here. And we might be able to give the writers a few snacks ... but only a few because we have lots of them now. You probably noticed that our team has grown a LOT in the last few months as we've brought on a plethora of maniacs, aka freelancers, so there are more Twitchy peeps up for adoption than EVER before.
A couple of them might be a little more "bitey" than others (like me, I'm a real pain), but it's well worth the risk. So adopt one of us today!
That work? Goofiness aside, having more writers means we are able to bring you WAY more content (trust me, I edit a LOT of it), which helps our bottom line but with the Big Tech Goons continuing to try and shut us down we can honestly use your support more than ever. Yeah, yeah, I know, I could write something like RAH, RAH, RAH America but I feel like after all of this time I should just shoot you guys straight. Especially if you're still reading.
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We need your support. We just do. Right-leaning media will always need our readers to keep us going because we buck the trend and refuse to cave to comfortable narratives. Seriously, wouldn't it just be easier for us to give up our principles, get a lobotomy, and start writing for The New York Times? Especially since more and more of our content is being "flagged" due to certain hot-button issues we're supposed to ignore because telling the truth about them goes against the NARRATIVE and we all know THAT'S a big no-no. Issues like COVID, election interference, the T R A N S thing ... the list goes on and on. And it continues to grow every day.
As a Twitchy VIP Member, not only do you get RAD content (and some Twitchy podcasts, hang-outs, and other cool stuff soon!) you are also doing your part to piss off the Biden administration because you are helping a bunch of right-wing CRAZIES hold them and their crap agenda accountable.
Win-win, right?
Not enough? Sheesh, tough sell. Here are some other reasons why signing up for a Twitchy VIP Membership is an awesome idea:
- Your membership helps guard against evil spirits in your house.
- It's not fattening.
- All the cool kids are doing it.
- For every person who signs up after reading this article, we’ll make John Fetterman cry.
- Alyssa Milano blocked us.
- Ron Perlman once accused us of being Russian agents.
- David French is NOT a fan.
- John Fugelsang calls us an "amoral attack site."
- AOC thinks we want to date her.
- We’re freaking AWESOME.
See? All that and so much more for just $.13 a day as a VIP Member OR $.24 a day if you’re a big spender and sign up for a VIP Gold Membership. How could you not sign up?! Okay, don’t answer that because we know all too well that people can absolutely not sign up, but man, oh man, we’d really love it if you did. Also, just because I’m super cool, I’m going to give you a code that will take 50% off your membership … NO REALLY. Use code CENSORSHIP when you sign up and save BIG.
Plus you'll keep a Twitchy editor off the streets!
"I will remember yoooou ..."
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