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That one time I ticked off the WH Deputy Press Secretary and OH NO, he implied I'm not CLASSY (Politifact, really dude?!)

When Donald Trump was still president, we could see that someone (or a few someone’s) was reading us in the vicinity of the White House. I can’t say for sure that it was Trump, it could very well have been some strange janitor who likes to laugh at fart jokes and got a kick out of us making fun of Alyssa Milano and Eric Swalwell 24/7 BUT I liked to think the ‘bad orange man’ was looking through our site, laughing with or at us.

I do know Trump Jr. reads us as he’s shared a few or our stories here and there … Ted Cruz as well.

Yeah, I’m a total dork for that sort of thing.

But what REALLY made me happy (and laugh) was when White House Deputy Press Secretary Andrew Bates got all fussy with a piece I wrote about Kamala Harris, hurricane relief, and equity. I suppose calling her a diversity hire might have garnered his attention.

He implied I wasn’t classy.

Or honest.

Psh, I’m both classy and honest AF, thank you very much.

WH Deputy Press Secretary seems cranky. Just sayin’.

Oh, and the fact-check he used? Politifact?!

DOOOOOOOD, c’mon!

The look on my husband’s face when I told him, now THAT was classic. ‘What did you do?’

He knows me so well.

And if you read their fact-check they basically verified what I wrote. I didn’t claim she was talking about Ian, and I just addressed the face she made when asked about her comments. That’s it.

But you know, REEEEEEEEE.

NOT CLASSY OR HONEST!!!

I suppose if he thinks Kamala is classy maybe I’m really not? Heh.

Serio.

Don’t believe your lying eyes and stuff!

Yeah, I’m crushed.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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