Can't. Make. This. Crap. UP! We'd say you won't BELIEVE who these 2 Oscars sponsors were but everything is stupid so you totally WILL

Just. Wow.

Beyond the whole Will Smith/Chris Rock ‘altercation’ everyone is talking about this morning, this editor was taken aback by two sponsors of last night’s Oscars. The commercial spots are very expensive, so it takes very deep pockets to buy a spot, let alone SPONSOR the star-studded (Thunderdome?) event.

Gosh, Pfizer and BioNTech must have had a really good couple of years. Wonder why that is?

Ahem.

"Pfizer and BioNtech are proud sponsors of the Oscars," is a thing I just saw on my TV lmfao pic.twitter.com/K2opYNmBTy

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 28, 2022

Not even trying to hide it.

Proud of it even.

Your tax dollars at work!

— Amygator 🐊 *not an actual alligator (@AmyA1A) March 28, 2022

WHOOHOO! You guys, in a way we sponsored the Oscars last night.

Ok, well the 47% of us who actually pay taxes did.

Yay.

What a wise investment this has all been. *eye roll*

This cant possibly be real

— Jeremy “Not a Biologist” Frankel (@FrankelJeremy) March 28, 2022

Oh, but it is.

YAY again!

I'm led to believe they're quite cashed up at the moment…

— The Thinkalorian (@TheRewster) March 28, 2022

Game recognizes game. Sponsoring the best in the biz when it comes to make believe.

— Not Lee Travino (@Phil_Jones2020) March 28, 2022

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The world is a stage.

— 47Rmz (@isualfiend) March 28, 2022

And unfortunately, it’s not all that entertaining right now.

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