Been some time since we last wrote about Pat Sajak, and this tweet where he sent a Christmas message to his fellow Californians may be the most perfect fit for a Twitchy piece … ever.
Only Pat could use Christmas cheer to decimate the stupid policies Democrats have put into place that are quite frankly destroying California.
Take a look.
A Christmas message to my fellow Californians: If you plan to steal merchandise, please keep it under $950. This way, it’s a misdemeanor, and you’ll be less likely to be prosecuted. More importantly, there will be more left for others to steal. Remember, Christmas is for sharing.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) December 7, 2021
Just BRIMMING with Christmas snark.
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And hey, he’s right … Christmas is for sharing.
Your holiday messaging brings a tear to the eye.
— Cory Morgan (@CoryBMorgan) December 7, 2021
Ours as well.
And remember… only 17 looting days till #Christmas 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 pic.twitter.com/i3P82zs8Vy
— Nicholas DiNubile MD (@drnickUSA) December 7, 2021
You don't want to be arrested so wear your masks!
— Viking Runestone (@ThinkUpAnID) December 7, 2021
Oooh, good point.
You won’t get arrested for looting (as long as what you steal is under $950) but they MIGHT bust you if you don’t cover your face.
https://twitter.com/TheRolfinator/status/1468289938823258117?s=20
Good questions.
Does the idiotic law take into account discounts? Coupon codes? Store cash?
HA HA HA HA HA HA
The store should send them a 1099 for merch over $600
— Timothy Pack (@SixpackTim) December 7, 2021
It's a crazy world we live in Pat.
— Diane Di Genio (@mollysmom506) December 7, 2021
Pat for the nice list!
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