OMG THIS IS REAL?! DC Police Department's perp description gets VERY oddly specific and people have HILARIOUS thoughts

Who knew someone getting stabbed would notice this about the perp? ROFL

We can see it now, ‘Why hello office, yes, yes I was just stabbed. And boy howdy, I have to tell you, the person who stabbed me had the PRETTIEST EYES I have ever seen. Oh yes, I am slowly bleeding out, and ouch it hurts SO MUCH but I’m telling you, THOSE EYES …’

Can’t believe this is real and yet here we are:

STABBING/1600 block OF MARYLAND AVE NE/LOF A B/M LIGHT CPLX, NO SHIRT, TATTOOS ON THE BODY, PRETTY EYES; B/F 5'4, BLACK CLOTHING/5269

— DC Police Department (@DCPoliceDept) September 16, 2021

What gave the perp away?

THOSE EYES.

https://twitter.com/jordylancaster/status/1438562591723380738?s=20

*snorts*

APB: SUSPECT SLEEK, GAZELLE-LIKE, w/ a certain SAVOIR FAIRE; EASY ON EYES; considered ARMED and EXTREMELY DELOISHUS

— 🥓,🥚 & 🧀 on 🥯 (@YoBrohan) September 16, 2021

ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!

Sleek, gazelle-like with a certain SAVOIR FAIRE.

Armed and extremely delicious.

Wow, that’s awesome.

Got him. pic.twitter.com/aGQVaSbNbw

— The American Guy 🇺🇸 (@YankReb69) September 16, 2021

Dude stabs somebody and flashes a deep auburn stare.

DCPD:"I can fix him"

— Jake (unaffiliated with State Farm) (@JDSommey) September 16, 2021

I CAN FIX HIM.

Is this for real. How is this for real.

— Brandi Buchman (@Brandi_Buchman) September 16, 2021

Armed and dreamy?

ok, pretty eyes 👀, lol look for the pretty eyed dude 🤣🤣🤣

— LeVar C T (@levarct) September 16, 2021

Guy running down the street with his eyes closed. Ohh well that’s not him. Carry on.

— Jasmine Wilson (@Jasmine94878907) September 16, 2021

Or wearing sunglasses? FOILED AGAIN!

OMG THIS IS REAL?! DC Police Department's perp description gets VERY oddly specific and people have HILARIOUS thoughts

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