These are the moments that make Twitter bearable.
Ted Cruz decided to take a swing at Eric Swalwell and his alleged connection to a Chinese intelligence operative whom many have begun to refer to as #FangBang. Ok, so it’s just this editor who has done that but it rhymes and makes us laugh so why not?
Ted’s was better, of course:
More than once, I’ve said “screw the Chinese communists.”
Little did I know how closely Swalwell was listening.
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) December 10, 2020
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Swalwell really brought this all on himself.
— Cranky Gordon (@StillCrankyAF) December 10, 2020
— Tench Coxe (@CoxsTench) December 10, 2020
— Drew (@drewgrey) December 10, 2020
Savage!! ???????? pic.twitter.com/GmnPPGN4Tq
— Dread Pirate Calvin ???☠️ (@DarthCalvin) December 10, 2020
— MearaJM (@MillennialOther) December 10, 2020
— Dr. Vincent “Kingsley” Charles IS Mr. Christmas! (@YesThatVCharles) December 10, 2020
— Dr. MaryAnnNotGinger (@MAnotGinger) December 10, 2020
I’M DEAD!!! ?????? pic.twitter.com/WgvTXLSbk4
— Dr. Pierre Dillecto? (@TheGreenNewDill) December 10, 2020
— pamela (@my4loves5) December 10, 2020
Tweet of the Day. That’s it.
— John Chamberlain, MHA, LFACHE (@misterchambo) December 10, 2020
Everyone can go home now.