Chuck Norris turns 80 years old today.
We know, that’s hard to believe considering the action-star bada*s honestly seems timeless, almost immortal. The guy has been kicking butt for decades and even at 80 we’re pretty sure nobody wants a ‘piece of him.’ Unless of course, they want to get dropped.
Twitter was good enough to celebrate Chuck’s birthday and it was hilariously perfect:
Forest Warrior (1996, USA). One of my favourite GIFs. Chuck Norris is 80 years old today. Damn. pic.twitter.com/gRTLw882Xr
— Rob Hill (@BMovieBible) March 10, 2020
Dude stopped a chainsaw with his hand!
Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the world down. Happy 80th my man. #ChuckNorris pic.twitter.com/7MeM9Td3kh
— nick (@_NickGrady_) March 10, 2020
Ouch.
Ouch.
Ouch.
Lou Ferigno training Chuck Norris, 1980s. More pics: https://t.co/GvDDgyzD4z pic.twitter.com/NwbAOcHN0D
— History Lovers Club (@historylvrsclub) March 10, 2020
That’s the Hulk!
Happy 80th Birthday Chuck Norris!
Born Carlos Ray Norris on March 10th 1940 in Ryan, Oklahoma, Chuck Would Go On To Become One of the Biggest Kick A** Stars of the 1980s!@ChuckNorris #ChuckNorris #Movies #Movie #Film #Actor #MartialArt #AirForce #1980s #80s #80sThen80sNow pic.twitter.com/aZ9jAJOgFF
— 80sThen80sNow (@80sThen80sNow) March 10, 2020
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.#ChuckNorris (born this day, March 10, 1940) pic.twitter.com/YEsQT2ttd2
— MacCocktail (@MacCocktail) March 10, 2020
Chuck Norris turns 80 today, so to celebrate we picked our favorite Chuck Norris joke:
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.#ChuckNorris #TuesdayMorning pic.twitter.com/YxYoedg6Qt
— My Career FIT (@mycareerfit) March 10, 2020
Happy 80th birthday to #ChuckNorris , who …
Can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
Can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Has a grizzly bear carpet. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Also … pic.twitter.com/EuFCyClpGX
— Jeff Cook (@jeffvcook) March 10, 2020
When #ChuckNorris walks into a room he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. Happy 80th to the legend, whose real first name is actually Carlos… which is even more badass. pic.twitter.com/ioz9oG1AfG
— Billy D (@billyontheair) March 10, 2020
These are so great.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.#ChuckNorris (born this day, March 10, 1940) pic.twitter.com/Orzg2hHvRa
— MacCocktail (@MacCocktail) March 10, 2020
Happy Birthday #ChuckNorris Chuck Norris doesn’t read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
— Hughes! (@hughesphoto) March 10, 2020
Happy Birthday to the legend himself #ChuckNorris pic.twitter.com/oc1lkXovi3
— David Jowett- Knight of the wind (@kaijugamer2000) March 10, 2020
Legend.
Today is #ChuckNorris’ 80th birthday, and he could still kick your butt at anything. pic.twitter.com/F8KpsfGfAE
— Aaron (@aarondevandry) March 10, 2020
Today is Chuck Norris 80th birthday
Did you know Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands now they are just called The Islands .#ChuckNorris
— Doug Rumer (@TheLincolnList) March 10, 2020
80 years ago, #ChuckNorris built the hospital he was born in.
— Michael Landers (@bloodguzzler198) March 10, 2020
Happy Birthday Mr. Norris.
LEGEND!
