Rep. Eric Swalwell is running for president.
Shocking.
It’s not like the guy has been basically telling the world he’s running for president since LAST YEAR but hey, since he’s made it super official this time people on Twitter have gone above and beyond in trying to help Swallows-well come up with a few different campaign slogans on #SwalwellCampaignSlogans.
Because as a rule, Conservative/Republican Twitter is full of givers.
And carers.
Here are some of the ‘best’.
Get Nuked With Swalwell #SwalwellCampaignSlogans
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) April 9, 2019
Matt Damon #SwalwellCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/2WFUePC76W
— Code the Smirk (@lamblock) April 9, 2019
HA HA HA HA HA
Hey, at least I don't eat my salad with a comb amirite #SwalwellCampaignSlogans
— Skid Willie (@SkidWillie) April 9, 2019
True story.
“Thanos wasn’t wrong”
#SwalwellCampaignSlogans— Tryx™️? (@Tryxt3rocks) April 9, 2019
"He's not as dumb as AOC! *Ok, he is, but his voice isn't as nasal.*"#SwalwellCampaignSlogans
— Snake Plushkitten: Escape from Twytter (@justplncate) April 9, 2019
#SwalwellCampaignSlogans
John Edwards 2.0— Lizzy Lou Who? (@_wintergirl93) April 9, 2019
OMG YES!
"My mom thinks I'm smart." #SwalwellCampaignSlogans
— Jerry Mandring (@BuzzGroovener) April 9, 2019
Awwww.
Who am I and why am I here? #SwalwellCampaignSlogans
— Just A Russian Hack (@Anewhomestar) April 9, 2019
Good question.
“No Thanks, I’d Rather” #SwalwellCampaignSlogans
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) April 9, 2019
#SwalwellCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/Mirm97ov7y
— Jim Madsen ?? (@madsenjim) April 9, 2019
You trust me with the nuclear codes, right?#SwalwellCampaignSlogans
— BTME (@btme87) April 9, 2019
No.
I don’t throw binders #SwalwellCampaignSlogans
— Zach (@ZFed116) April 9, 2019
I'm Adam Schiff's guy. #SwalwellCampaignSlogans
— Marty Morton (@MartyMorton5) April 9, 2019
Bleh.
The nominee who makes you feel like less of a failure in comparison. #SwalwellCampaignSlogans
— Go see Unplanned (@Journaltwits) April 9, 2019
This could definitely work.
"We can't do nothing." #SwalwellCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/RMszJf7cQf
— Mikey in Houston (@mikeyinhouston) April 9, 2019
I don't know who you are, either, but I'd vote for you. #SwalwellCampaignSlogans
— Poor Substitute for Publius (@psforpublius) April 9, 2019
If you'll find another coffee shop in the snow because you won't go into trump tower but will eat at panera bread vote for me #SwalwellCampaignSlogans
— Paulotics (@myapaulogies) April 9, 2019
“I got owned nightly by Tucker Carlson, and all I got was this crappy presidential campaign.” #SwalwellCampaignSlogans
— Fuzzy Chimp (@fuzzychimpcom) April 9, 2019
I'm Nukin' It#SwalwellCampaignSlogans
— Federalist Musket?? (@Patriot_Musket) April 9, 2019
Make America Glow Again#SwalwellCampaignSlogans
— Darrick Johnson (@darrickjohnson) April 9, 2019
This would look great on a bumper sticker.
“I’m With Dur.”
#SwalwellCampaignSlogans pic.twitter.com/LFQ2W99UpP— Fuzzy Chimp (@fuzzychimpcom) April 9, 2019
Our contribution: If you’re stupid and you know it vote for me!
Rep. Swalwell could totally use a bunch of these, right?
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