Venezuelan dictator, Nicolas Maduro seems to think this video of ‘badass soldiers’ will somehow intimidate United States Marines and keep them from attempting to ‘take him out.’
Bill Murray’s character in ‘Stripes’ would be SO proud.
Heh.
Watch.
Venezuelan dictator @NicolasMaduro released a video to scare off US Marines in case the US attempts to take him out.
You need to watch it. https://t.co/7WnxMMsmDg pic.twitter.com/sShVlfmYA8
— The Reagan Battalion (@ReaganBattalion) March 18, 2019
Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET FROM THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT.
Man, these guys yell … a lot. And how about those sound effects?
It’s so scary and stuff.
They look like they were trained by Bill Murray and Harold Ramis. https://t.co/hVKSE817Hr
— Count Vigo, Scourge of Carpathia (@DunsScottus) March 18, 2019
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Honestly, it sounds like they’re all trying to give birth.
How much do we have to pay to see the blooper reel from this?
— MTB (@brandgnuday) March 18, 2019
Part Keystone Cops, part Three Stooges. All hilarious
— #SicEmBears DaddiO (@GoDaddiO) March 18, 2019
Would love to watch this sped up and accompanied by Yakety Sax!!!
— Will Snyder (@jwsnyderjr) March 18, 2019
Holy Crap. I thought it was fake hahahahahaha. pic.twitter.com/A5GwPY5j0S
— Hector E. Castellano (@Hector_CaSVZLA) March 18, 2019
How hard do you think any Marine watching this will laugh? This editor is hardly a Marine and SHE laughed her arse off.
This is actually a clip from an old 80s spoof movie, like "Airplane", or "Stripes" or something… Right?
— JamieStarr (@Chairman7w) March 18, 2019
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That’s some funny shit, I think our boy scouts can take em….? pic.twitter.com/cFSkrfblFP
— Joe Silva (@gumpmode) March 18, 2019
Was this the missing scenes from Stripes pic.twitter.com/MvBa1jZ59W
— RedBlooded (@bradbarker5) March 18, 2019
Man, ‘Stripes’ is such a good movie.
Is this from the Onion?
— NickD (@nickdig99) March 18, 2019
Pretty sure your average Marine could take them all with a sharp stick.
— gingermaneditorial (@gingermaneditor) March 18, 2019
With one arm tied behind their back, yup.
Benny Hill style ? pic.twitter.com/LXxHbHo29M
— Fassett (@JnavioNavio) March 18, 2019
YAAAAS.
I’ll leave this right here! pic.twitter.com/AyoYYtuyWP
— Files (@thomasjfiles) March 18, 2019
Perfect.
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