OMG, not UGG boots! Maj Toure was just the victim of a hate crime ... FOR REAL! (sorta) Check out his terrifying story

Feb 19, 2019 3:00 PM
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OMG, not UGG boots! Maj Toure was just the victim of a hate crime ... FOR REAL! (sorta) Check out his terrifying story

Y’all. We have some super serious and scary news to share with you … we hope you’re prepared to read something so terrifying and disturbing that you may not recover after reading it. Consider yourselves warned.

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Second Amendment supporter, gun rights activist and all-around bada*s Maj Toure was the victim of a hate crime!

RIGHT?!

See for yourself what happened …

Poor Maj! THE HORROR! Alert the media!

When do all the interviews about evil Starbucks and UGG-boots-wearing white girls start?! THIS IS TRUMP’S AMERICA.

HAAAAAAA.

Oh, ouch, ok, we may have actually injured ourselves laughing at this.

Well-played, Maj. Well freakin’ played.

Those monsters in their yoga pants and UGG boots!

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Stop it.

This is getting awfully specific.

Annnd we are officially dead.


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