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‘Conservatives are so SHOOK!' The Babylon Bee hits AOC where it REALLY hurts (and it’s BRILLIANT)

We know, The Babylon Bee is supposed to be satire but when they’re right, they’re right.

And they’re right about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

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AOC really does think Conservatives are obsessed with her …

From The Babylon Bee:

“Conservatives are so shook!” she wrote on Twitter. “They simply can’t deal with the fact that my increasingly popular collectivist philosophy that will topple the incredibly prosperous way of life Americans have spent hundreds of years building is the future.”

“They can’t handle the truth that my radical far-left policies will result in declining standards of living and increased government control over the minutia of their lives,” she added.

That is EXACTLY how she and the Left act. Conservatives aren’t worried these policies could absolutely destroy Americans’ way of life … no no, we’re just obsessed with her because she’s so super popular and stuff.

This could actually be something she has said or tweeted.

Like we said, satire but also pretty damn spot on as well.

Right?

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She is truly the gift that keeps on giving.


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