Because seeing a famous psycho terrorist praise Michigan football isn’t weird or anything …
Let’s be honest, that this guy tweets at all is sorta creepy anyway but knowing he follows college football just seems really wrong. Maybe it’s that whole killing lots and lots of innocent people thing?
Watched highlights of the @UMichFootball and @MSU_Football great effort by both teams; as always a hard work ethic pays off. pic.twitter.com/p9XnUlwkwU
— Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (@Ahmadinejad1956) October 21, 2018
K.
David Burge saw the humor in the tweet and ran with it:
question for college football fans: who's your team's most famous psycho terrorist booster?https://t.co/vI24gwipgR
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 22, 2018
Ooh, that’s a tough one as the Wyoming Cowboys sort of float under the radar when it comes to famous boosters anyway, let alone psycho terrorists.
Josh Allen maybe?
He’s not really a psycho terrorist though.
Bill Ayers is also a Michigan alum, but his wife teaches at Northwestern so I'd guess they probably throw in with the Wildcats
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 22, 2018
Heh.
Best I could come up with for Iowa pic.twitter.com/5xjXb9PoA7
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 22, 2018
Now that’s terrifying.
I hope Iran never elects Ashton Kutcher, unleashing global mutually assured Punk'd-ing
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 22, 2018
It could happen.
Michigan can boast Bill Ayers, the Weathermen, the Unabomber, and Mahmoud Ahmedinejad. They don't rebuild, they reload
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 22, 2018
Lest we forget pic.twitter.com/0rgb2DihzA
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 22, 2018
Wow, Michigan … who knew?
I'm a Michigan alum so… yeah. It's gonna be lit when the game has to be interrupted several times by the call to prayer. Maybe Ann Arbor will be the new Mecca, and all you non-Wolverine infidels shall have to bow to the Bo Kaaba!
— Well-Armed Wolverine (@colovion) October 22, 2018
In the movies anyway pic.twitter.com/KD55QsR3lY
— Joel (@Jamisen) October 22, 2018
RUUUUUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
I dunno man, us Kentucky fans are pretty damned crazy
— Anthony Abides (@AnthonyAbides) October 22, 2018
All we have is Shaft
— Paperwork Ninja (@PaperworkNinja) October 22, 2018
Gotta be Tom Arnold. We’re sorry, America.
— (((JimfromIowa))) (@The_Pendulum) October 22, 2018
Ok, full disclosure, this editor actually laughed out loud at this.
Nick Saban
— John Rambo (@JohnJ2427) October 22, 2018
The horror!
Ted Bundy was a Husky! #GODAWGS
— Mike P (@BMP_1972) October 22, 2018
James Madison U. = @Acosta
— David Stock (@David_A_Stock) October 22, 2018
Mizzou’s Brad Pitt played the alter ego domestic terrorist in Fight Club. pic.twitter.com/xVlybonWxR
— motleyzou (@motleyzou) October 22, 2018
But he was so HAWT in that movie.
Hulk Hogan and Gallagher #USF
— BullAlum 88 (@Fayetteville65) October 22, 2018
University of Oregon has Daniel Simpson Day and Senator Blutarsky
— Simarilian (@simarilian) October 22, 2018
Senator Blutarsky. Yes.
Melissa Joan Hart.
…Alabama has a long list but only one supporter was a teenage witch.
— Cory Adair (@coryadair) October 22, 2018
But does she float?
Minnesota pic.twitter.com/9VX1OZgdlt
— DinkyTown (@therealSMiDT) October 22, 2018
Annnnd we’re officially dead.
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