We’ve been reading a lot of tweets on Elizabeth Warren and her DNA stunt but this one from Senator Orrin Hatch wins Twitter.
Heck, it might even win the Internet.
You say genealogy, I say “the people I went to high school with.”
— Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) October 15, 2018
Please. Like there were “high schools” then
— Doug Stafford (@dougstafford) October 15, 2018
This editor feels like there has to be a ‘your mom’ joke here somewhere, but THIS was hilarious.
They had high schools in the 1400’s?
— tabitha ford (@TKFord1) October 15, 2018
Yes, but they did all of their homework on stone tablets.
Our good, sweet, friends on the Left couldn’t deal with Hatch’s joke – we know, you’re shocked.
I honestly cannot believe this is an official Twitter account.
— The Sassiest Semite (@LittleMissLizz) October 15, 2018
These people have NO sense of humor.
Like none.
You’re regressing further back than HS. I’m glad these are archived, because no one would believe this came from a senator.
— Lynne Antonelli (@lynne_antonelli) October 15, 2018
You say "honorable, qualified, judicially flawless, tempered, impartial, fair, conservative thought leader" and I say obvious serial sex abuser and alcoholic with a vengeance.
— PablosMutual (@JonNick8) October 15, 2018
Get a life, sheesh.
Just retire.
— Gawd Save The U.S. (@karrebare17) October 15, 2018
Recommended
You retire.
Prime example of why we need term limits
— Take down Crazy Town!! ??? (@LeeAnnOwens17) October 15, 2018
*eye roll*
Term. Limits. Now.
— Dave Buonocore (@DaveBcore) October 15, 2018
Lighten. Up. Francis.
Well, since the people you went to high school with believe in a guy that claimed to find sacred golden tablets, in a tree, only decipherable by using a magic rock, I totally understand.
— Harold (@haroldwinnike) October 15, 2018
*sigh*
Did you miss your meds this morning, Senator?
— B H (@mountaindawg23) October 15, 2018
They are all such a bite in the a*s. Seriously.
Imagine going through life this ticked off all of the time?
Maybe it’s something in their genealogy.
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