Michael Avenatti’s promise of another Kavanaugh accuser is starting to remind us of Wimpy from the Popeye cartoon. He will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today …
Our favorite ‘creepy porn lawyer’ has spent days telling us how much trouble everyone will be in when his client finally comes forward because this is SO BIG. Like HUGE. Basta and stuff. And yet here we are, still waiting for her to come forward. What was his last promise, 48 hours? 36 hours?
We’d go check but since he locked his Twitter account we can’t …
Avenatti protected his account? ???
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) September 25, 2018
Looks like it.
Someone at the DNC told him to shut his pie hole. Hilarious.
— Stacey (@ScotsFyre) September 25, 2018
Possible.
We certainly hope SOMEONE did because man, that guy is annoying.
It is odd.
He was boasting of his grand revelation set for tomorrow and then he goes dark.— Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) September 25, 2018
Yup.
Odd indeed.
Something like “My client will come forward when SHE is ready. Probably in the next 36 hours.” It was definitely happening within 48 hours yesterday midmorning. Now 36 almost 24 later. ??♀️
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) September 25, 2018
It’s almost like Michael has a girlfriend in Canada …
He's so utterly useless.
— Goo T. Gwaba (@GooGwaba) September 25, 2018
Yep.
Even The Democratic Coalition has been pushing his story …
.@MichaelAvenatti says the woman, whom he represents, has multiple security clearances and will “literally risk her life’’ by coming forward https://t.co/CGZx8zCvfV #BelieveSurvivors #StopKavanaugh
— Democratic Coalition (@TheDemCoalition) September 25, 2018
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Risking her very LIFE!
.@MichaelAvenatti Shane come back! Shane! Shane! pic.twitter.com/KhgtFwzrh7
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) September 25, 2018
They’re claiming bots are harassing him and that’s why he locked down.
.@MichaelAvenatti was just forced to make his @Twitter acct private due to harassment by bots + Trump trolls due to his representation re Kavanaugh.
How in the hell does any sane person expect women to come forward in this environment? They're being intimidated into silence
— Sarah Reese Jones (@PoliticusSarah) September 25, 2018
Hey, it’s possible.
Poor Michael, he’s such a victim. After all, hard work smearing an innocent man for a political agenda.
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