'Everyone should eat more bacon.' Men take over #GiveAManAdviceIn5Words and it's hilariously MAN-TASTIC

Oh boy.

It would appear that the #GiveAManAdviceIn5Words started out as some sort of SJW/feminist b*tch-fest about men (which is really just any other day on Twitter). Imagine if men started a tag like that called #GivaAWomanAdviceIn4Words … women would lose their damn minds.

Instead of losing THEIR minds, however, men took the hashtag over and it’s simply MAN-tastic.

Treat all women as ladies #GiveAManAdviceIn5Words

— Learn To Curmudgeon Code – Andrew Young (@NucMM1retired) July 15, 2018

Truth.

Learn math#GiveAManAdviceIn5Words

— Charlie X (@CharlieX____) July 15, 2018

Ha! We see what he did here.

#GiveAManAdviceIn5Words

Cargo shorts increase your virility.

— Ordy's Amish School of Coding (@OrdyPackard) July 15, 2018

Ugh. Not this again.

And no, they do NOT.

Science.

#GiveAManAdviceIn5Words

Change your own damned tires.

— Anti-Commie (@IronCladBears) July 15, 2018

Hey now, no need to be rude.

*snicker*

https://twitter.com/PMBaumgarten/status/1018481910438191104

Not in the least.

#GiveAManAdviceIn5Words
Read the damn instructions, idiot!

— G (@TCC_Grouchy) July 15, 2018

YES!

Never drink with two hands. #GiveAManAdviceIn5Words

— Blame Big Government (@BlameBigGovt) July 15, 2018

Unless you have a drink in each hand.

#GiveAManAdviceIn5Words

Real men don’t need advice. ?

— Ian McKelvey (@ian_mckelvey) July 15, 2018

Fair.

#GiveAManAdviceIn5Words
Karoake won't get you laid…? pic.twitter.com/I7tqw9k3EB

— Sean M. O'Donnell ???? (@SeanMODonnell1) July 15, 2018

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Also true.

Dont accept 5 word advice #GiveAManAdviceIn5Words

— Andrew Donaldson (@four4thefire) July 15, 2018

What he said.

#GiveAManAdviceIn5Words Ask someone for f**king directions.

— Paul Boxshall (@Superbokka) July 15, 2018

Even if it’s just Google maps.

Life is short, choose happy. #GiveAManAdviceIn5Words pic.twitter.com/Bd5kT7jkub

— Clark ?% DGAF (@clark_gasm) July 15, 2018

Wisdom, right here.

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